I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:53 am

Kill the judge.

chris narcosis · Post by **chris narcosis** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:54 am

soiled depends wrote:My attorney and I have shared several tumblers of fine single malts together. He knows that my teeth are fine. Chris, check out my facebook pics, you'll see for yourself...

BUT HES BLIND AND YOU TELL LIES!!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:56 am

chris narcosis wrote:WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!

Yes.

chris narcosis · Post by **chris narcosis** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:58 am

soiled depends wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!
Yes.

FUCK I KNEW IT!!!!!!! DRINKIN SOME FUCKIN BREWS WATCHING SOME PORN OR HORROR MOVIES

NEXT PHOTOSHOOT MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A JASON SHIRT FUCK THAT WOULD TOTALLY RULE SHIT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:33 am

Rest of the band is putting serious distance between them an I...as a soon to be convicted outlaw openly discussing skipping court, I get the impression that they are on edge...

chris narcosis · Post by **chris narcosis** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:34 am

soiled depends wrote:Rest of the band is putting serious distance between them an I...as a soon to be convicted outlaw openly discussing skipping court, I get the impression that they are on edge...

FUCK BRO THEY AINT GOT YOUR BACK FUCK THOSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Yail Bloor · Post by **Dr Yail Bloor** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:37 am

say you are doing volunteer work for (insert local charity here) and dont want to let them down.

Wehttam · Post by **Wehttam** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:11 am

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:say you are doing volunteer work for (insert local charity here) and dont want to let them down.

and supply the booze...oh wait.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:20 am

fake your own kidnapping.

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:23 am

Toxicarius wrote:Kill the judge.

correct answer.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:24 am

"Hello, Mr. Cook? This is the kidnapper...We have Mike and will fuck him in the ass once an hour every hour until our demands are met...we'll also lick his nuts...as you can clearly see, we are in control of this situation and as such, you will need to make tomorrow's appearance on his behalf..."

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