I wish I had never seen my cousins boobs on the internet

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Unholy Massacre wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:Razor. ;)

Chick kind of looks like Neckwrecker.
Maybe after a few months of some hardcore ham sandwiching.
Truth.

I like this chick...going to find more pictures of her...
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
Unholy Massacre wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:Razor. ;)

Chick kind of looks like Neckwrecker.
Maybe after a few months of some hardcore ham sandwiching.
Truth.

I like this chick...going to find more pictures of her...
Kind of looks like an ex of mine, except not as used up. I'm so fucking glad I don't drink as much anymore.
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Unholy Massacre wrote: I'm so fucking glad I don't drink as much anymore.
Eh, regret/death is temporary, alcohol is forever. As you rot parts of your body will be converted into alcohol.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
Unholy Massacre wrote: I'm so fucking glad I don't drink as much anymore.
Eh, regret/death is temporary, alcohol is forever. As you rot parts of your body will be converted into alcohol.
Haha, no doubt. However it's nice to come out of the haze long enough to realize that strangling someone while fucking them isn't really a good outlet for being treated like shit, especially if they like it. Now I get drunk with a much better looking girl who doesn't give me a hard time about anything, including passing out on her couch and talking shit to her when she tries to wake me to get into her bed.
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Ogre of Disgust wrote:Hey Vueeeee, cover your eyes I'm gonna sound Southern for a bit:

I'd fuck the dawgshit outta her

Is she a shithead too, Vagitosisectomy ?
She is a whore who has fucked half the guys in her town.
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HAHAHA Her real name is Shannon.
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Vagectomy wrote:Razor burn, she shaved right before the photo shoot.
It's kind of odd how informed you are about your cousin's pussy.
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She seems like a little bit of a prude...No gash shots?
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where does she live?

i'd like to pay her a visit.

thx in advance.

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ok, not a bagger...
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but those chompers are massive.
I bet that's as close as she can come to closing her mouth fully, and I bet she spits when she says words w/ the letter "p".
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I'd be happy to pummel her quiff. Please pass along my business card.
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Vagectomy wrote:
Unholy Massacre wrote:More of your cousin.
She would fuck you with a bottle of southern comfort.
would!
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CoconutBackwards1 wrote:I like the name of the website. Boobstudy
i don't know if it makes me happier to suppose that's a verb or noun. in-depth boob research is something most of us can relate to, but an entire room dedicated to containing the information ?

i suppose when we get right down to it, either way i will be satisfied with the results
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Mendicant wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
Unholy Massacre wrote:More of your cousin.
She would fuck you with a bottle of southern comfort.
would!
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Why don't people that live in trailers ever have textured walls?
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BUNGVOX wrote:where does she live?

i'd like to pay her a visit.

thx in advance.

count pisshnakht.
She lives in a small town in Ohio.
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Unholy Massacre wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:Razor burn, she shaved right before the photo shoot.
It's kind of odd how informed you are about your cousin's pussy.
She tells us this at family get togethers at the dinner table.
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Seems like the type to at the very least show you her tits at family gatherings and at most tries to get you to fuck her while your uncle is passed out on Thanksgiving.
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Vagectomy wrote:
Unholy Massacre wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:Razor burn, she shaved right before the photo shoot.
It's kind of odd how informed you are about your cousin's pussy.
She tells us this at family get togethers at the dinner table.
Except that's not your cousin. She's from england.
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dude, seriously. don't waste your detective time on this guy.
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So she looks more like this these days.
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you going all Mr. Blackwell on us, Vince?
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I don't even know what the fuck that means. I know my back hurts and my week of working isn't over. I'm a little drunk and want to escape my dumb life.
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