Unholy Massacre wrote: I'm so fucking glad I don't drink as much anymore.
Eh, regret/death is temporary, alcohol is forever. As you rot parts of your body will be converted into alcohol.
Haha, no doubt. However it's nice to come out of the haze long enough to realize that strangling someone while fucking them isn't really a good outlet for being treated like shit, especially if they like it. Now I get drunk with a much better looking girl who doesn't give me a hard time about anything, including passing out on her couch and talking shit to her when she tries to wake me to get into her bed.
Friendly Goatus wrote:I'm like a BUTTERFLY gestating in a COCOON of BAD VIBES and VEGAN HOTDOGS
but those chompers are massive.
I bet that's as close as she can come to closing her mouth fully, and I bet she spits when she says words w/ the letter "p".
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
CoconutBackwards1 wrote:I like the name of the website. Boobstudy
i don't know if it makes me happier to suppose that's a verb or noun. in-depth boob research is something most of us can relate to, but an entire room dedicated to containing the information ?
i suppose when we get right down to it, either way i will be satisfied with the results
Why don't people that live in trailers ever have textured walls?
"Thinking about B-ramming your mom, i know she lives out here I'm gonna find her." - Double Anal
"What ever bro I own wine glasses and shit..." - Noah Thirteen
"I actually believe in God." - Lord Beguile
Seems like the type to at the very least show you her tits at family gatherings and at most tries to get you to fuck her while your uncle is passed out on Thanksgiving.
I don't even know what the fuck that means. I know my back hurts and my week of working isn't over. I'm a little drunk and want to escape my dumb life.
Friendly Goatus wrote:I'm like a BUTTERFLY gestating in a COCOON of BAD VIBES and VEGAN HOTDOGS