Vanessa?

krudmonk · Post by **krudmonk** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:58 pm

white bitches all look da same

Wormholegenerator · Post by **Wormholegenerator** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:58 pm

Vanessa America · Post by **Vanessa America** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:02 pm

Gimme a break.
This gal's closer :

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:06 pm

Pisscubes wrote:That looks nothing like her.

Though to be safe she should probably PM me nudes so I can investigate and compare.

i like you pisscubes, you're a good guy.

but there's a hierarchy of internet detectives around here and frankly i haven't seen you solve riddle one, whereas i'm out there blowing lids off cases easier than if i was popping open a can of pringles.

i'm not going to ask vanessa for nudies because i respect her as a woman and as a human, but i'm sure she knows if she was going to send nudies to a board member (strictly for riddle solving purposes), well, she would make the right choice.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:09 pm

riley-o wrote:i respect her as a woman and as a human

If anything should be a FUCK substitution/filter, it's this phrase.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:28 pm

well, while we're having a sharing circle based on trust and honesty, i guess now's a good a time as any to bring this up.

pouring whiskey down your throat like water, then barging into threads and demanding any women present send you nudes "for a big case" is not working. not only is it ineffective, it also leads to long term problems for all of us. every time a thread comes up: "better get some nudes !" sure it might work here and there you get the occasional set of titties, but more and more people are saying "hey hold on, this case was solved without the use of nudies. and so were the last two cases. actually, come to think of it, riley solved the case after i sent nudes to pisscubes (at which point he was never heard from again)." you're the boy who cried wolf, where boy is belligerent drunken loudmouth and wolf vital titties. so when a case comes up where we actually do need some tit pics (nothing sleazy, just some tasteful nudes where maybe the girl is sucking a lollipop and looking at the camera with the hint of a smile, and the other hand is caressing her nipple for example), why, we can't get them because no one believes anymore that they're necessary.

like i said, i really like you. but frankly you are doing a massive amount of damage to the world of internet private investigation and for the sake of every brother cyber seamus, i really have to advise you to kill yourself. or, short of that, retire from the game. but my first suggestion would definitely be suicide. let's face it, you're not going to turn this around.

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:27 am

LOOK AT THIS WALL OF FUCKING TEXT

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:32 am

look all i'm saying is i click on a thread titled "Vanessa?" for one reason and it isn't Greasy McMisfitsshirt vs Muscles Von Canuck

although if WHG made the reflection head raise in tandem with the fore-forehead then thread would be saved.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:34 am

BTW:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:50 am

holy shit i just found this gif i think might be vanessa

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

i'm sure pisscubes will demand some topless pics to be sure though

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:59 am

copstache already called it on xasthur fans. go home riles.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:03 am

sorry brian but you're simply not going to make the cut when it comes to discussions on contribution

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:07 am

do I need to flip my braids back and forth like Stevie Wonder convincing his people to live off of sunshine and good feelings?

fucking bed down big time decision maker.

guardianoftheblind · Post by **guardianoftheblind** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:08 am

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:11 am

a little positivity can go a long way, certainly, but your contribution here has always been to remove yourself from genuine contribution and to be snide about anyone who does offer a little something of themselves.

also i'm not even remotely tired; i slept for nine hours last night and then took a three hour nap in the afternoon so i'll probably watch another movie and play guitar for a little while longer. i kickboxed tonight even though i have strep throat. you know why i'm telling you that ? because i want you to be proud of me

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:19 am

fuck man, I hope you discover Fassbinder before Necrometer does.

Hotchka! · Post by **Hotchka!** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:28 am

The Real MPD wrote:fuck man, I hope you discover Fassbinder before Necrometer does.

have you seen Satan's Brew? its the funniest one ive seen