electronicham wrote:I went through a warp zone and skipped 3/4 of a day.
best part of post: this wasn't even explained, it was just stated to be examined at face valueKOREA INTERNET
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best part of post: this wasn't even explained, it was just stated to be examined at face value-
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Go score some yaba!
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Watch some porno.
Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
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ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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electronicham wrote: I pooped in Japan and had warm water shoot into my ass....NOT A FAN. I pissed off the customs guy at Seoul/Incheon Airport. He a.
holy hell, I am a fan of those high tech toilets... clean asses--GET ON IT AMERICA!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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hey everymans, it's a wild world....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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YAKI-MAN-DO !!!! GET SOME AIRMAN !!!!!
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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why'd they kick you out?ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:YAKI-MAN-DO !!!! GET SOME AIRMAN !!!!!
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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electronicham wrote:They even had infant seats built into the wall of the terlit booths so you can hang your kid up whilst spraying you assZerohero wrote:electronicham wrote: I pooped in Japan and had warm water shoot into my ass....NOT A FAN. I pissed off the customs guy at Seoul/Incheon Airport. He a.
holy hell, I am a fan of those high tech toilets... clean asses--GET ON IT AMERICA!
what airport? Narita?
found that downstairs lounge with full on personal shithouse, clean as a whistle and full on ass clean mayhem
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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You should have asked them to define porno. Maybe followed up with something like "I've got a Playboy here but I don't really consider that porno but then again, I've also got an issue of Anal Sluts Monthly here and boy, is that ever porno!". What if you had a copy of the old Canadian band Porno's CD? Would that count?
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i didn't get kicked out, my enlistment was up. if you make a sincere apology to me, i might even show you my dd214 and show you the errors of your canadianism.soiled depends wrote:why'd they kick you out?ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:YAKI-MAN-DO !!!! GET SOME AIRMAN !!!!!
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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You should have asked the customs dude where the nearest room salon is.
BUNGVOX wrote:solo hanneman / solo mengele
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Sometimes when I shower and the water shoots up my ass I realize I have to poop. I'd imagine a Jap terlit shooting water up my ass would make me just want to shit again.
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you're doing it wrongIron Goldie wrote:Sometimes when I shower and the water shoots up my ass
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
or right 
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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POOPORNO
"Did your parents put and Atari 2600 in a gold box and wrap it with Genesis paper to fuck with you?" - Pieclun
"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
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Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck
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Iron Goldie wrote:Sometimes when I shower and the water shoots up my ass
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It's been ages since I've done a handstand in the shower!ratanda wrote:Iron Goldie wrote:Sometimes when I shower and the water shoots up my ass
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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in the 80s we said porno tooPhritz wrote:
in communist europe we all say PORNO!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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I watch porno in the day I watch porno at night
I'm a terminal case and I love my plight
Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright
All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight
It's my own religion my own kind of heaven
Big ole schlongs goin' into little women
All for me to see on the color screen
Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean
CHORUS
I need porno
I need porno
Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em
Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms
My name is House the albino mouse
I always read Penthouse never read Proust
I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly
All but one of Gay Night Orderlies
I read the best I read the rest and now I confess
I got a life subscription to Enema Digest
CHORUS
I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction
I like to watch two people use friction
Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn
I like to watch it go in and out again
On the video fast or slow-mo
I can unwind to a good porno show
My girlfriend she gets so uptight
When I call her and I tell her it's porno night
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Dude, I've seen bands with spiked gauntlets here. Must be like how tattooing is/used to be and prostitution is illegal.
BUNGVOX wrote:solo hanneman / solo mengele
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"Porno" with a German 'r' =Phritz wrote:in communist europe we all say PORNO!
The Torsion wrote:I don't like Krieg