I aint got shit to say

[The Real MPD]

ahhh Mike Green and his magical ability to make the riff raff a little less repulsive!

[HeyWard]

so I'm stuck here until 5:00.

Man, I thought I had it rough...

[Mr. Budd]

My day is good so far. I saw my cats girlfriend dead in the road today, had to call animal control. It started out sad but its still good.

Man, that sucks.

Nonsense. Get her a new kitten and she'll be so happy you'll wish all your adult cats would die.

[Mike Green]

My dog just tried to eat the rotting carcass of a mouse. I don't like pulling dead mice out of her mouth, although throwing it into the road was kind of cool.

Yeah my dogs eat gophers when they can. We got a puppy about 6 months ago and she's a year old now. She's helped me catch gophers in our yard and the other day she picked up ten bucks at the beach!

[the awesome Assassin]

My dog just tried to eat the rotting carcass of a mouse. I don't like pulling dead mice out of her mouth, although throwing it into the road was kind of cool.

Yeah my dogs eat gophers when they can. We got a puppy about 6 months ago and she's a year old now. She's helped me catch gophers in our yard and the other day she picked up ten bucks at the beach!

Sounds like your dog is more interesting and makes more money than you...

[Mike Green]

Sounds like you're gay.

[The Torsion]

Not so sure, maybe the cold went away. Coiling rusty draw bridge cables all night fucking sucks, though. When you work for a construction company, they might call you an engineer, but it's only a term of derision, and you never come home wearing clean clothes.