JOFA's workplace love triangle: page2

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:08 am

she's pissed off because even though he agreed to help out witht he shoppin', he bought green onions instead of shallots.

WHAT AN UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.

AND WHAT A DUMB ASS HIM IS FOR 1) PUTTIN UP WITH UNAPPREC CUNT
AND
2) NOT KNOWIN' WHAT A SHALLOT VS GREEN ONION IS

that is all :blackmeadow:

chris narcosis · Post by **chris narcosis** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:10 am

Zerohero wrote:she's pissed off because even though he agreed to help out witht he shoppin', he bought green onions instead of shallots.

WHAT AN UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.

AND WHAT A DUMB ASS HIM IS FOR 1) PUTTIN UP WITH UNAPPREC CUNT
AND
2) NOT KNOWIN' WHAT A SHALLOT VS GREEN ONION IS

that is all

THREAD FUCKIN RULES FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:10 am

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W · Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:11 am

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W · Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:12 am

D'oh.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:12 am

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.

You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...

Tony Twist · Post by **Tony Twist** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:19 am

Meet her husband, get him drunk, convince him to get a divorce, laugh at her.

chris narcosis · Post by **chris narcosis** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:22 am

soiled depends wrote:
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.
You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT BEING NICER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W · Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:23 am

soiled depends wrote:
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.
You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...

You follow me around like you have a man-crush on me. I'll let you suck my cock if you want.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:27 am

I'd say to her "You're an onion" and then a magical *ZING* sound effect would sound.... from space.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:28 am

And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...

Green Chamber · Post by **Green Chamber** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:36 am

It's really fucking annoying when you tell someone specifically what to get and they fuck it up. Chronic offenders are infuriating.

All that's minor league though in comparison to womanbitching, which is the most infuriating and annoying shallot of all. You have to figure out how to get her to stop or you'll never escape it as long as you work there.

neckbeard · Post by **neckbeard** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:49 am

she should probably quit work and take charge of her allium destiny.

Vagectomy · Post by **Vagectomy** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:26 am

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:37 am

zzzzzzzz wrote:

I see a woman in yerfuture,

only she orders you an emperor hoodie, and you chastize her with the guys at work because you asked for a folk metal hoodie

Mr. Nih Gurr · Post by **Mr. Nih Gurr** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:02 am

He probably fucked it up on purpose to avoid being sent on further errands in the future.

Deez Nutz · Post by **Deez Nutz** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:50 pm

Bored, Esq. wrote:And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...

...in my kitchen, shallots are serious biz.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:01 pm

you should seduce her, break her heart, and then tell her husband she's a no-good cheat. she'll hate your guts and won't talk to you, and his life of constant trivial annoyance is over via divorce.

i'm just

ing out loud here...

Dr Yail Bloor · Post by **Dr Yail Bloor** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:05 pm

riley-o wrote:you should seduce her, break her heart, and then tell her husband she's a no-good cheat. she'll hate your guts and won't talk to you, and his life of constant trivial annoyance is over via divorce.

i'm just ing out loud here...

this is perfect, bond with with her, express your outrage that any man could not know the difference, the bum her to with in an inch of her life and sent the pics to her husband with the title 'How do ya like THEM onions? Not shallot!!!'

Charles Schulzerie · Post by **Charles Schulzerie** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:48 pm

This sounds like a girl I work with...only she probably wouldn't know the difference between green onions and a fucking apple.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:52 pm

Deez Nutz wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...
...in my kitchen, shallots are serious biz.

Well...if your GF brings home onions make sure you shoot the onions, not her. Fucking' onions!

eyehatethehumanrace · Post by **eyehatethehumanrace** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:00 pm

Green Chamber wrote:It's really fucking annoying when you tell someone specifically what to get and they fuck it up. Chronic offenders are infuriating.

All that's minor league though in comparison to womanbitching, which is the most infuriating and annoying shallot of all. You have to figure out how to get her to stop or you'll never escape it as long as you work there.

I have a co-worker who shall remain nameless who is always in a bitchy mood and takes it out on everyone regardless of who it is. sometimes I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good. Sure, I got problems too but I don't bring them to work with me. sure, I got friends at work I can confide in, but I don't make their workday miserable cause "oh, boo-hoo my girlfriend broke up with me" or whatever else is bothering me. I work, I make money for the day, I leave and go home. end of story.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:07 pm

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I have a co-worker who shall remain nameless who is always in a bitchy mood and takes it out on everyone regardless of who it is. sometimes I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good.

What's wrong with confronting her directly and without being rude about it, expressing your concerns to her directly, Justin?

Erik13 · Post by **Erik13** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:08 pm

Where do you work, Justin?

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:08 pm

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good.

Honestly, I want to meet the woman who would let you slap her around.

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