JOFA's workplace love triangle: page2
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JOFA's workplace love triangle: page2
she's pissed off because even though he agreed to help out witht he shoppin', he bought green onions instead of shallots.
WHAT AN UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.
AND WHAT A DUMB ASS HIM IS FOR 1) PUTTIN UP WITH UNAPPREC CUNT
AND
2) NOT KNOWIN' WHAT A SHALLOT VS GREEN ONION IS
that is all
WHAT AN UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.
AND WHAT A DUMB ASS HIM IS FOR 1) PUTTIN UP WITH UNAPPREC CUNT
AND
2) NOT KNOWIN' WHAT A SHALLOT VS GREEN ONION IS
that is all
Last edited by Zerohero on Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
Zerohero wrote:she's pissed off because even though he agreed to help out witht he shoppin', he bought green onions instead of shallots.
WHAT AN UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.
AND WHAT A DUMB ASS HIM IS FOR 1) PUTTIN UP WITH UNAPPREC CUNT
AND
2) NOT KNOWIN' WHAT A SHALLOT VS GREEN ONION IS
that is all
THREAD FUCKIN RULES FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
Meet her husband, get him drunk, convince him to get a divorce, laugh at her.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
soiled depends wrote:You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
soiled depends wrote:You're a fucking idiot. It's expected...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:D'oh.
You follow me around like you have a man-crush on me. I'll let you suck my cock if you want.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
I'd say to her "You're an onion" and then a magical *ZING* sound effect would sound.... from space.
Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
It's really fucking annoying when you tell someone specifically what to get and they fuck it up. Chronic offenders are infuriating.
All that's minor league though in comparison to womanbitching, which is the most infuriating and annoying shallot of all. You have to figure out how to get her to stop or you'll never escape it as long as you work there.
All that's minor league though in comparison to womanbitching, which is the most infuriating and annoying shallot of all. You have to figure out how to get her to stop or you'll never escape it as long as you work there.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
she should probably quit work and take charge of her allium destiny.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
zzzzzzzz wrote:
I see a woman in yerfuture,
only she orders you an emperor hoodie, and you chastize her with the guys at work because you asked for a folk metal hoodie
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
He probably fucked it up on purpose to avoid being sent on further errands in the future.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
...in my kitchen, shallots are serious biz.Bored, Esq. wrote:And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
you should seduce her, break her heart, and then tell her husband she's a no-good cheat. she'll hate your guts and won't talk to you, and his life of constant trivial annoyance is over via divorce.
i'm just ing out loud here...
i'm just ing out loud here...
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
this is perfect, bond with with her, express your outrage that any man could not know the difference, the bum her to with in an inch of her life and sent the pics to her husband with the title 'How do ya like THEM onions? Not shallot!!!'riley-o wrote:you should seduce her, break her heart, and then tell her husband she's a no-good cheat. she'll hate your guts and won't talk to you, and his life of constant trivial annoyance is over via divorce.
i'm just ing out loud here...
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
This sounds like a girl I work with...only she probably wouldn't know the difference between green onions and a fucking apple.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
Well...if your GF brings home onions make sure you shoot the onions, not her. Fucking' onions!Deez Nutz wrote:...in my kitchen, shallots are serious biz.Bored, Esq. wrote:And people still wonder why there are workplace shootings...
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
I have a co-worker who shall remain nameless who is always in a bitchy mood and takes it out on everyone regardless of who it is. sometimes I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good. Sure, I got problems too but I don't bring them to work with me. sure, I got friends at work I can confide in, but I don't make their workday miserable cause "oh, boo-hoo my girlfriend broke up with me" or whatever else is bothering me. I work, I make money for the day, I leave and go home. end of story.Green Chamber wrote:It's really fucking annoying when you tell someone specifically what to get and they fuck it up. Chronic offenders are infuriating.
All that's minor league though in comparison to womanbitching, which is the most infuriating and annoying shallot of all. You have to figure out how to get her to stop or you'll never escape it as long as you work there.
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I have a co-worker who shall remain nameless who is always in a bitchy mood and takes it out on everyone regardless of who it is. sometimes I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good.
What's wrong with confronting her directly and without being rude about it, expressing your concerns to her directly, Justin?
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
Where do you work, Justin?
Re: chik at werk bitchin bout her husband,
Honestly, I want to meet the woman who would let you slap her around.eyehatethehumanrace wrote:I feel telling her boyfriend (who also works with me) to slap her around a little bit and knock some sense into her. might do her some good.