I love my girl so much and shes the light of my life but yesterday we were in the park and she told me this* `I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER BUT ONE THING NEEDS TO CHANGE YOU NEED TO GET DIFFERENT EYES JUST LIKE IN CORALINE!!!!` So now she wants me to get slitty eyes not buttons so i look like a jap!!!!!
WHAT DO I DO DUDES IM IN A FUCKIN QUANDRY OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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chris narcosis
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Just do what you've always done. Keep drinking. Eyes will turn to slits in no time.
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chris narcosis
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Mr. Budd wrote:Go to bed, spotty.
HEY IVE NEVER BEEN SPOTTY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME?!??!?!
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
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NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Bored, Esq. wrote:NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
WOAH THATS ABIT HOSTILE I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME!!!!!
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She needs the new eyes. 
Xbox live: dashboardmelted or HAPF
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F/K/A HAPF wrote:She needs the new eyes.
MUCH MORE CONSTRUCTIVE I TOLD HER THE SAME THING!!!
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Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
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I do!!chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:I do!!chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
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YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
http://failed.bandcamp.com
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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rape bear wrote:YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
GOOD IDEA OH SHIT!!!!!!!
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Kill yourself, faggot.
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
I know this for a fact.eddie munster wrote:im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
I sucked your dad's dick, Chris. I'm not even gay. I just did it to piss you off.
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Do whatever the sod in your avatar would do!
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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He certainly is demanding...and extremely unhappy when things don't go his way...riley-o wrote:come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Just be yourself brother! If that isnt good enough for her send her and her sideways clam packin!!!! Your OK just the way you are!
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Ahhh...I have that one. Put it on full volume, draw yourself a weak beer, rest your feet in a kiddie pool, let the mediocrity just wash right over you.soiled depends wrote:NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)