GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
I love my girl so much and shes the light of my life but yesterday we were in the park and she told me this* `I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER BUT ONE THING NEEDS TO CHANGE YOU NEED TO GET DIFFERENT EYES JUST LIKE IN CORALINE!!!!` So now she wants me to get slitty eyes not buttons so i look like a jap!!!!!
WHAT DO I DO DUDES IM IN A FUCKIN QUANDRY OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT DO I DO DUDES IM IN A FUCKIN QUANDRY OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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Just do what you've always done. Keep drinking. Eyes will turn to slits in no time.
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Mr. Budd wrote:Go to bed, spotty.
HEY IVE NEVER BEEN SPOTTY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME?!??!?!
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NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
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NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Bored, Esq. wrote:NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
WOAH THATS ABIT HOSTILE I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME!!!!!
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She needs the new eyes.
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F/K/A HAPF wrote:She needs the new eyes.
MUCH MORE CONSTRUCTIVE I TOLD HER THE SAME THING!!!
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Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
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I do!!chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:I do!!chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
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YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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rape bear wrote:YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
GOOD IDEA OH SHIT!!!!!!!
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Kill yourself, faggot.
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Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
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im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
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I know this for a fact.eddie munster wrote:im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
I sucked your dad's dick, Chris. I'm not even gay. I just did it to piss you off.
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Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Do whatever the sod in your avatar would do!
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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He certainly is demanding...and extremely unhappy when things don't go his way...riley-o wrote:come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Just be yourself brother! If that isnt good enough for her send her and her sideways clam packin!!!! Your OK just the way you are!
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Ahhh...I have that one. Put it on full volume, draw yourself a weak beer, rest your feet in a kiddie pool, let the mediocrity just wash right over you.soiled depends wrote:NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)