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GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:05 am
by chris narcosis
I love my girl so much and shes the light of my life but yesterday we were in the park and she told me this* `I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER BUT ONE THING NEEDS TO CHANGE YOU NEED TO GET DIFFERENT EYES JUST LIKE IN CORALINE!!!!` So now she wants me to get slitty eyes not buttons so i look like a jap!!!!!
WHAT DO I DO DUDES IM IN A FUCKIN QUANDRY OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
?!??!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:07 am
by Deleted Account
Just do what you've always done. Keep drinking. Eyes will turn to slits in no time.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:07 am
by Mr. Budd
Go to bed, spotty.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:08 am
by chris narcosis
Mr. Budd wrote:Go to bed, spotty.
HEY IVE NEVER BEEN SPOTTY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME?!??!?!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:09 am
by Bored, Esq.
NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:11 am
by soiled depends
NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:12 am
by chris narcosis
Bored, Esq. wrote:NP: Suicide/Kill Yourself "No Tomorrow" split
WOAH THATS ABIT HOSTILE I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME!!!!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:13 am
by F/K/A HAPF
She needs the new eyes.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:14 am
by chris narcosis
F/K/A HAPF wrote:She needs the new eyes.
MUCH MORE CONSTRUCTIVE I TOLD HER THE SAME THING!!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:28 am
by metal5411
Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:30 am
by chris narcosis
metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:32 am
by metal5411
chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
I do!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:35 am
by chris narcosis
metal5411 wrote:chris narcosis wrote:metal5411 wrote:Before I even opened the thread I knew the answer was suicide. Do it. You won't... pussy.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
I do!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:09 am
by rape bear
YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:11 am
by chris narcosis
rape bear wrote:YOU GUYS SHOULD TRADE EYES!?!?!?!!?!?!?;;;;:")(*^%$#$%^&*&W^*(((!!!!
GOOD IDEA OH SHIT!!!!!!!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:02 pm
by Erik13
Kill yourself, faggot.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:12 pm
by Vagectomy
Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:16 pm
by eddie munster
im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:57 pm
by Friendly Goatus
eddie munster wrote:im pretty sure your dad is a queer chris
I know this for a fact.
I sucked your dad's dick, Chris. I'm not even gay. I just did it to piss you off.
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:01 pm
by Introvert
Do whatever the sod in your avatar would do!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:04 pm
by Zerohero
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:06 pm
by riley-o
Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:07 pm
by soiled depends
riley-o wrote:Erik13 wrote:Kill yourself, faggot.
come now erick, if you keep behaving like this you'll lose your reputation as a gentleman in good standing ! i, for one, would hate to see that sort of thing happen...
He certainly is demanding...and extremely unhappy when things don't go his way...
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:43 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Just be yourself brother! If that isnt good enough for her send her and her sideways clam packin!!!! Your OK just the way you are!
Re: GUYS IM TURNING TO YOU FOR ADVICE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:46 pm
by Bored, Esq.
soiled depends wrote:NP: Stop Me If You Heard This One Already "Been There Done That" 9" (green vinyl)
Ahhh...I have that one. Put it on full volume, draw yourself a weak beer, rest your feet in a kiddie pool, let the mediocrity just wash right over you.
