Bullshit Science in Video Games

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Pistol Whip wrote:
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Pisscubes wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.

To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.
it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.
Yeah I enjoyed it too and the new take on the Harley Quinn character alone makes the game fun.
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holy fuck batman's dick is HUGE
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the voice acting in this is hilarious




at 1:07:

"What is it?"

"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
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While dressing up as an Italian stereotype, i can jump on various creatures and watch gold coins pop out of their ass.

Also, bullshit laws. Like I can commi endless acts of home invasion and larceny in a building with no repercussions.
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assault and mirage wrote:the voice acting in this is hilarious




at 1:07:

"What is it?"

"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
Hahaha. Yeah, that's terrible. What a great game though, nostalgia like a mother fucker.
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I think this is all from First Person Shooting Journal of Medicine:

The new theory out there is if you get shot a bunch of times, just hang back (preferably behind cover) and your body will heal itself up just fine. I believe this theory came out of the Mayo Clinic.

Also, from the field of psychology, if you do a few "wrongful" acts in your life your are destined to end up super evil, while if you do some "good" you might be the savior of the human race.

New studies are finding that if you hold a gun and you can't jump over a crate or gate or something, you will not be able to climb over it, your body will just not let you.

Recent military intelligence states that placing only one gun, grenade or small box of ammo inside a huge crate saves on both money and space.

Finally, I believe Harvard is holding a seminar in mathematics and how if you have excess bullets left in a clip those bullets will automatically be added to a new clip once you reload.
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metal5411 wrote:
assault and mirage wrote:the voice acting in this is hilarious




at 1:07:

"What is it?"

"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
Hahaha. Yeah, that's terrible. What a great game though, nostalgia like a mother fucker.

"Oh, and hey Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you -- THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING -- take it with you."

"Thanks...... maybe I'll need it."


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Pisscubes wrote:Batman: Arkham Asylum

"I can follow traces of alcohol from Frank's bourbon through the air to track him down."

:?
That just sounds like sniffing the scent of alcohol and following it. But somehow I doubt this was in reference to a houndog doing it.
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Necrometer wrote:ah, reminds me of one of my less gay threads... viewtopic.php?p=480755#p480755
was that one yours? nice. that thread still rulles
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I didn't want to blast you on the first page, Geoff, but yeah... that's legit science. Things have progressed since 1985, believe it or not.
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Don't care if it's bullshit, it's hilarious.
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Pisscubes wrote:
Necrometer wrote:I didn't want to blast you on the first page, Geoff, but yeah... that's legit science. Things have progressed since 1985, believe it or not.
So someone who has drank whiskey, you can follow them through multiple buildings long after their gone using a special visor?

Color me impressed.
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metal5411 wrote:This has probably been posted before, but it's applicable to this thread.

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_85_if- ... stic_p27#1
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I somehow thought Clint had posted him, and cited him for it when I reposted the Zelda boomerang one in the random pics thread. RIP integrity.
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