Bullshit Science in Video Games

[You Killed Jesus]

you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...

[Mari_Mar]

GEEK!!!!

[Songs of Love and Hate]

Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.

[Mari_Mar]

GEEK!!!!

This has been well established.

Oh... well then... umm...

How about, "I can shoot myself with a rocket in order to jump higher?"

[zombiehead]

[CoconutBackwards1]

There were just too many riddles from the riddler to solve in that game.

I got sick of it. I didn't even end up finishing the game, because I spent all of my time trying to find the riddles and just said to hell with it.

[Necrometer]

ah, reminds me of one of my less gay threads... viewtopic.php?p=480755#p480755

[Mari_Mar]

GEEK!!!!

This has been well established.

Oh... well then... umm...

How about, "I can shoot myself with a rocket in order to jump higher?"

That might be the ultimate in bullshit video game science!

I dunno... Did you ever play Postal 2? Why is it you can piss on the hookers, yet you can't hold them at gunpoint and make them suck your dick!?!? Isn't that like Astronomy without blackholes!?!?!

[Toxicarius]

A single human is able to carry 4000 tons of weapons, ammo, armor and other various equipment, and still outrun the monster.

[Toxicarius]

ah, reminds me of one of my less gay threads... viewtopic.php?p=480755#p480755

Hmmm... I wrote something similar in that thread. Welp, once you start repeating yourself it's all over. It was fun while it lasted...

[krudmonk]

you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...

He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.

[Syringe in Mouth]

Swords totally shoot LAZER BEAMS

[You Killed Jesus]

you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...

He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.

a likely story

[doomeddisciple]

you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...

He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.

a likely story

Or even more fundamental - You can not jump in one direction and then steer your descent in another, nor can you then jump a second time in the air and change direction again.

[zombiehead]

Mario smashes bricks with his fists of fury

[skin & bones]

Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.

To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.

it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.

[Pistol Whip]

Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.

To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.

it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.

Yeah I enjoyed it too and the new take on the Harley Quinn character alone makes the game fun.

[metal5411]

This has probably been posted before, but it's applicable to this thread.

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_85_if- ... stic_p27#1

[skin & bones]

Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.

To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.

it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.

Yeah I enjoyed it too and the new take on the Harley Quinn character alone makes the game fun.

HAHA

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[riley-o]

holy fuck batman's dick is HUGE

[assault and mirage]

the voice acting in this is hilarious




at 1:07:

"What is it?"

"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

While dressing up as an Italian stereotype, i can jump on various creatures and watch gold coins pop out of their ass.

Also, bullshit laws. Like I can commi endless acts of home invasion and larceny in a building with no repercussions.

[fartingkitty]

.....a pill to eat ghosts.

[metal5411]

the voice acting in this is hilarious




at 1:07:

"What is it?"

"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."

Hahaha. Yeah, that's terrible. What a great game though, nostalgia like a mother fucker.

[Syringe in Mouth]

When vertical descending blocks form a complete row, they DISAPPEAR!