Bullshit Science in Video Games
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you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...
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GEEK!!!!
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Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.
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Oh... well then... umm...Pisscubes wrote:This has been well established.Mari_Mar wrote:GEEK!!!!
How about, "I can shoot myself with a rocket in order to jump higher?"
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There were just too many riddles from the riddler to solve in that game.
I got sick of it. I didn't even end up finishing the game, because I spent all of my time trying to find the riddles and just said to hell with it.
I got sick of it. I didn't even end up finishing the game, because I spent all of my time trying to find the riddles and just said to hell with it.
The only question that I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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ah, reminds me of one of my less gay threads... viewtopic.php?p=480755#p480755
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I dunno... Did you ever play Postal 2? Why is it you can piss on the hookers, yet you can't hold them at gunpoint and make them suck your dick!?!? Isn't that like Astronomy without blackholes!?!?!Pisscubes wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:Oh... well then... umm...Pisscubes wrote:This has been well established.Mari_Mar wrote:GEEK!!!!
How about, "I can shoot myself with a rocket in order to jump higher?"
That might be the ultimate in bullshit video game science!
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A single human is able to carry 4000 tons of weapons, ammo, armor and other various equipment, and still outrun the monster.
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Hmmm... I wrote something similar in that thread. Welp, once you start repeating yourself it's all over. It was fun while it lasted...Necrometer wrote:ah, reminds me of one of my less gay threads... viewtopic.php?p=480755#p480755
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He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.You Killed Jesus wrote:you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...
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a likely storykrudmonk wrote:He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.You Killed Jesus wrote:you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...
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You Killed Jesus wrote:a likely storykrudmonk wrote:He jumps to punch them, retard. Totally possible.You Killed Jesus wrote:you can't fucking smash bricks by jumping at them and hitting them with your head...
Or even more fundamental - You can not jump in one direction and then steer your descent in another, nor can you then jump a second time in the air and change direction again.
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Mario smashes bricks with his fists of fury
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it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.Pisscubes wrote:Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.
To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.
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Yeah I enjoyed it too and the new take on the Harley Quinn character alone makes the game fun.skin & bones wrote:it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.Pisscubes wrote:Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.
To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.
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This has probably been posted before, but it's applicable to this thread.
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HAHAPistol Whip wrote:Yeah I enjoyed it too and the new take on the Harley Quinn character alone makes the game fun.skin & bones wrote:it's definitely up there for me. i like how it's not exactly like dark knight era batman, not exactly like the animated series era batman, but more like a combination of all the different looks from the past and present. can't wait for the sequel.Pisscubes wrote:Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Arkham Asylum looked all dark and evil but the story was written like the old Adam West Batman show. I just can't shake how much I disliked that game.
To each there own. I LOVE it. Possibly one of my favorite games ever.
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holy fuck batman's dick is HUGE
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the voice acting in this is hilarious
at 1:07:
"What is it?"
"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
at 1:07:
"What is it?"
"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
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While dressing up as an Italian stereotype, i can jump on various creatures and watch gold coins pop out of their ass.
Also, bullshit laws. Like I can commi endless acts of home invasion and larceny in a building with no repercussions.
Also, bullshit laws. Like I can commi endless acts of home invasion and larceny in a building with no repercussions.
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.....a pill to eat ghosts.
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Hahaha. Yeah, that's terrible. What a great game though, nostalgia like a mother fucker.assault and mirage wrote:the voice acting in this is hilarious
at 1:07:
"What is it?"
"Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this."
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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When vertical descending blocks form a complete row, they DISAPPEAR!