Soiled fatass Depends, it's time for a wake up call!

[Vagectomy]

Ok fat fuck listen up. I'm giving you the chance to finally get your shit life together and offering you the help you need to be a productive member of society. Listen up you fat worthless taco eating pig.

Step 1. Eat less food you fat waste of life.
Step 2. Stop posting here for a while and get some fresh air and exercise you fat fuck.
Step 3. Quit music, you fail at it you fat fucking mexican.
Step 4. Get help with your obsession with Kat and Skyclad.
Step 5. Find a wife that isn't so fat and worthless.
Step 6. If these steps fail then kill yourself.

YOU FAT FUCK!

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Hey, let's think "WWSDD?" (What would Soiled Depends do?). Oh, I don't like this guy, I'm afraid to put him down just one on one, ut now I see someone else has already started it, so I'll join in...




Hey, fuck you, you Canadian piece of shit. Your band sucks and you're all dting of cancer from Michigan nuclear power plant waste. Thanks for the free timber, asshole. Have fun playing for 10 people at your gig this weekend.

[Mari_Mar]

I'm emptying my storage unit this weekend. That's $152.00 dollarbux I'll be saving a month. Hopefully I can get a pretty penny from all the Star Wars stuff I'm gonna sell.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

I'm emptying my storage unit this weekend. That's $152.00 dollarbux I'll be saving a month. Hopefully I can get a pretty penny from all the Star Wars stuff I'm gonna sell.

Build a garage for fucks sake.

[Bored, Esq.]

I'm emptying my storage unit this weekend. That's $152.00 dollarbux I'll be saving a month. Hopefully I can get a pretty penny from all the Star Wars stuff I'm gonna sell.

How much stuff do people at your company steal?

[Mari_Mar]

imagine how much more you would make if you man'd up and kept that shit for another decade.

I don't think the return on investment would be worth it.

The nightmares brought on by imagining me "manning up" for anything, definitely wouldn't...

[Vagectomy]

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W what are you afraid of? A fat guy? I'd love to meet that fatass in person and knock the rest of his rotting teeth from his mouth.

[Mr. Budd]

Cat Shovel would be Dickectomy either way.

[Vagectomy]

If you morons had a clue you would know my ip address if out of virginia.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

If you morons had a clue you would know my ip address if out of virginia.

Yeah... Upper Virginia... ENGLAND!

[Vagectomy]

If you morons had a clue you would know my ip address if out of virginia.

Yeah... Upper Virginia... ENGLAND!

Yeah, idiots I tell you.

[Wehttam]

I wish I had more time to cook these days. So damn busy. I made a nice simple pasta dish the other night though. Hoping to make something for my girl and I tonight.

doing this tonight too. I think I'm going to go with a gourmet grilled cheese(jalapeno havarti, roasted red peppers...haven't figured out what else, with olive bread if I can find a fresh loaf(that's the first idea for bread). Then a side of sweet potatoe fries seasoned with olive oil, brown sugar, cayenne and cumin. And of course, some red wine....I think a bordeaux....not sure. will decide after work.

[pleasuretokill]

Just ate a tuna sandwich with cheese. It was deee-licious! Trying to quit fast food cold turkey is hard....

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Just ate a tuna sandwich with cheese. It was deee-licious! Trying to quit fast food cold turkey is hard....

This is the first time in my life I've seen someone on the reeelapse board post what food they are eating in a thread they don't like. You sir, deserve the
"I'm Pretty Unique" award for March 19, 2010.

[eddie munster]

c'mon man leave soiled depends alone

[soiled depends]

This is the first time in my life I've seen someone on the reeelapse board post what food they are eating in a thread they don't like. You sir, deserve the
"I'm Pretty Unique" award for March 19, 2010.

Must be a big disappointment for you to see people enjoying thoughts of food and good times instead of everyone making crass and hurtful remarks that only serve to hurt my feelings...

Sorry dude! Can't do anything about the threads' prerogative...maybe next time, eh?

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

This is the first time in my life I've seen someone on the reeelapse board post what food they are eating in a thread they don't like. You sir, deserve the
"I'm Pretty Unique" award for March 19, 2010.

Must be a big disappointment for you to see people enjoying thoughts of food and good times instead of everyone making crass and hurtful remarks that only serve to hurt my feelings...

Sorry dude! Can't do anything about the threads' prerogative...maybe next time, eh?

This has nothing to you, you egotistical fuck. I would have said that to him no matter what thread I saw him post that shit in.

[soiled depends]

Whatever you say man!!

[BUNGVOX]

I'd love to meet that fatass in person and knock the rest of his rotting teeth from his mouth.

no shit stud.......cold fusion and stevia........i will mow you down like a tank....like you're not even there stud.........maitreya versus all men stud...in the finals player.

[Bored, Esq.]

I think Mike Depends should formally be knighted with the title of Troll Hammer. Every single day he's in the trenches...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

I remember the first time I met mike, he nearly ran me of my bike and pulled over to apologise like the gentleman he is, we ended up sinking pints and talking about early 90's norsecore...good times

[Bored, Esq.]

He's a gentleman and a scholar. He also looks really good in shuffleboard pants. I've seen him three sheets to the wind still sinking sliders and duly robbing old Jews of their ill-gotten gains while on the High Seas. Not even one oven joke was slipped up his sleeve.

[riley-o]

Just ate a tuna sandwich with cheese. It was deee-licious! Trying to quit fast food cold turkey is hard....

This is the first time in my life I've seen someone on the reeelapse board post what food they are eating in a thread they don't like. You sir, deserve the
"I'm Pretty Unique" award for March 19, 2010.

it happens all the fucking time you oaf. pisscubes did it in this very thread for fuck's sake. it actually blows my mind how fat and stupid one man can be.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Just ate a tuna sandwich with cheese. It was deee-licious! Trying to quit fast food cold turkey is hard....

This is the first time in my life I've seen someone on the reeelapse board post what food they are eating in a thread they don't like. You sir, deserve the
"I'm Pretty Unique" award for March 19, 2010.

it happens all the fucking time you oaf. pisscubes did it in this very thread for fuck's sake. it actually blows my mind how fat and stupid one man can be.

Hahahaha... holy SHIT!

This response was made for this icon:

Seriously, you drunk or something?

[Vagectomy]

My goal here is to just get Soiled fatass Depends to open his eyes. Life is short! You can die at anytime, and what will you be remembered for Soiled fatass Depends? Posting here? Making fun of people's losses? You are in a shit band, you are fat and you are in a toxic relationship. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE! Make these changes if you want people to remember you or even attend your funeral.