It's so great. Way more threadworthy than dead Corey Haim. Someone post the gnarly monster receiving those texts... I wish I could read what she had to say. I bet she's a poet. Is there such a thing as a classy erotic text message?
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Necrometer wrote:It's so great. Way more threadworthy than dead Corey Haim. Someone post the gnarly monster receiving those texts... I wish I could read what she had to say. I bet she's a poet. Is there such a thing as a classy erotic text message?
I didn't see these yet,
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
what does that even mean???
let me pamper you with dove feathers and butterfly kisses, to talk myself into rammin' my shit dripping rod through your heart before i shit and piss in on your silicone tits...
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to draw up a fake set of ownership papers and pretend to sell me at a slave auction for 2 horses and $18 You dirty little cum bucket. I'll call you Masta.
Zerohero wrote:
let me pamper you with dove feathers and butterfly kisses, to talk myself into rammin' my shit dripping rod through your heart before i shit and piss in on your silicone tits...
Jesus H Dump wrote:Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to draw up a fake set of ownership papers and pretend to sell me at a slave auction for 2 horses and $18 You dirty little cum bucket. I'll call you Masta.
^
this is what I was hoping you mens would do
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
REDMOND, Wash. - The long black cock was only for show.
Tiger Woods couldn't attack hair-lined Saralee Cunty Club from the pee in the first round of the cock strokers Championship, so he left balls in the bag and found his his biggest weapon - his peener.
Striding confidently to the hole as each poop dropped, Woods made seven cumshots and set the course record Thursday that gave him a two-stroke lead.
It was the second straight major that Woods got off to a good start.
In both cases, it was a more experienced, smarter Woods on a course where accuracy means everything. And at Saralee Cunty club, that meant keeping his hands on the Tiger headcover on his peter.
"What did it look like? ," Woods said. "I saw a lot of cocks go in the holes. And that's definitely not a bad thing."
Sahalee had plenty of bad things in store for others who tried to navigate its narrow cunts in pursuit of the early score posted by Woods.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Part of me wants to agree, because his image was too clean....TOO CLEAN. But let's face it -- there's a difference between being a horny mofo that takes advantage of the opportunities presented to him due to his success in life and between being a serial molester/fucking pathological liar/sex addict/the type of motherfucker that will stab his best bro in the back for a night or 3 of hardcore knuckles deep pussy spelunking. Sorry doesn't cut it. Own up and deal or check out, fuck...
Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Part of me wants to agree, because his image was too clean....TOO CLEAN. But let's face it -- there's a difference between being a horny mofo that takes advantage of the opportunities presented to him due to his success in life and between being a serial molester/fucking pathological liar/sex addict/the type of motherfucker that will stab his best bro in the back for a night or 3 of hardcore knuckles deep pussy spelunking. Sorry doesn't cut it. Own up and deal or check out, fuck...
You have a lot of issues, Amelia. Most of your post doesn't even apply. I think you need to cut back on the drinking again... maybe get some therapy.
Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Hahaha...I'd agree with this if the asshole wasn't married.
I haven't really kept up with what was happening, but did he do something stupid to piss this stripper chick off? Did he pretend she didn't exist or something? Big mistake.
His texts read like a teenager's, though...strange...
Tiger wrote:Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 07/31/1999:
ever have a 3 way scat session with 2 hornie ducks at a public park with 3 children throwing bread crumbs on your butthole? I'd make a bed of rose pedals to convince myself to hate fuck the duck while ripping out it's feathers then stab you into the eye with the plumage as you gargle my cum covered balls.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
