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So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:26 am
by Zerohero
anyone post this stuffs yet?
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start stroking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there,
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:49 pm
by BUNGVOX
hahaha. tiger knows how to get the bitches.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:50 pm
by Tony Twist
I saw these yesterday. The last 2 or 3 texts made me smile.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:02 pm
by Zerohero
Tiger: Do you ever wear stockings and heels to get fucked by dead pigs?
Tiger: just morbid curiousity
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:06 pm
by Necrometer
It's so great. Way more threadworthy than dead Corey Haim. Someone post the gnarly monster receiving those texts... I wish I could read what she had to say. I bet she's a poet. Is there such a thing as a classy erotic text message?
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:10 pm
by Zerohero
Necrometer wrote:It's so great. Way more threadworthy than dead Corey Haim. Someone post the gnarly monster receiving those texts... I wish I could read what she had to say. I bet she's a poet. Is there such a thing as a classy erotic text message?
I didn't see these yet,
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:13 pm
by Necrometer
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
This one's a real brainteaser... kissing all over convinces who to do what?
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:13 pm
by Zerohero
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
what does that even mean???
let me pamper you with dove feathers and butterfly kisses, to talk myself into rammin' my shit dripping rod through your heart before i shit and piss in on your silicone tits...
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:14 pm
by Zerohero
Necrometer wrote:I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
This one's a real brainteaser... kissing all over convinces who to do what?
damn just posted the same confusion
that's some deep stuff... wonder if they could analyze that at Hornie labs LLC?
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:22 pm
by Bored, Esq.
Kiss you all over so that you'll beg for me to put it in your mouth.
The guy's a real winner.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:33 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to draw up a fake set of ownership papers and pretend to sell me at a slave auction for 2 horses and $18 You dirty little cum bucket. I'll call you Masta.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:54 pm
by Necrometer
someone feed their cock these texts to the automated cartoon movie maker, with an aghast chick standing next to the tiger cartoonman
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:55 pm
by Tony Twist
Necrometer wrote:I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
This one's a real brainteaser... kissing all over convinces who to do what?
He got confused and mixed up his romanticism and horniness. That's when you get a gem like that.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:00 pm
by BUNGVOX
Zerohero wrote:
let me pamper you with dove feathers and butterfly kisses, to talk myself into rammin' my shit dripping rod through your heart before i shit and piss in on your silicone tits...
HOLY SHIT.
thanks for making me spray pepsi all over myself.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:41 pm
by Zerohero
Jesus H Dump wrote:Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to draw up a fake set of ownership papers and pretend to sell me at a slave auction for 2 horses and $18 You dirty little cum bucket. I'll call you Masta.
^
this is what I was hoping you mens would do
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:43 pm
by Zerohero
Tiger Woods wrote:Tiger:Sent: 05:59 PM 09/29/2009:
I want to watch you masto batin' on a toilet. And blo jub.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:50 pm
by Zerohero
Tiger leads by two strokes after first round
By DOUG FERGUSON
Associated Press
REDMOND, Wash. - The long black cock was only for show.
Tiger Woods couldn't attack hair-lined Saralee Cunty Club from the pee in the first round of the cock strokers Championship, so he left balls in the bag and found his his biggest weapon - his peener.
Striding confidently to the hole as each poop dropped, Woods made seven cumshots and set the course record Thursday that gave him a two-stroke lead.
It was the second straight major that Woods got off to a good start.
In both cases, it was a more experienced, smarter Woods on a course where accuracy means everything. And at Saralee Cunty club, that meant keeping his hands on the Tiger headcover on his peter.
"What did it look like? ," Woods said. "I saw a lot of cocks go in the holes. And that's definitely not a bad thing."
Sahalee had plenty of bad things in store for others who tried to navigate its narrow cunts in pursuit of the early score posted by Woods.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:20 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:55 pm
by BUNGVOX
Tiger:Sent: 05:45 PM 07/33/2009:
i want to shoot cum on your face and clean it off with my wife's wedding dress you dirty skank.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:26 pm
by BUNGVOX
Tiger:Sent: 04:04 AM 08/42/1753:
i dont mind if you hit my balls with a golf club baby. nu tiger is a bad nukka you hot sleazy cunt.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:09 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Part of me wants to agree, because his image was too clean....TOO CLEAN. But let's face it -- there's a difference between being a horny mofo that takes advantage of the opportunities presented to him due to his success in life and between being a serial molester/fucking pathological liar/sex addict/the type of motherfucker that will stab his best bro in the back for a night or 3 of hardcore knuckles deep pussy spelunking. Sorry doesn't cut it. Own up and deal or check out, fuck...
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:32 am
by BUNGVOX
Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 05/33/1969:
nu tiger wants you to beg him to yell up your asshole. make fucky fucky bitch.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:59 am
by Friendly Goatus
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Part of me wants to agree, because his image was too clean....TOO CLEAN. But let's face it -- there's a difference between being a horny mofo that takes advantage of the opportunities presented to him due to his success in life and between being a serial molester/fucking pathological liar/sex addict/the type of motherfucker that will stab his best bro in the back for a night or 3 of hardcore knuckles deep pussy spelunking. Sorry doesn't cut it. Own up and deal or check out, fuck...
You have a lot of issues, Amelia. Most of your post doesn't even apply. I think you need to cut back on the drinking again... maybe get some therapy.
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:01 am
by Bored, Esq.
Pisscubes wrote:People are all upset because Tiger isn't what he purported to be.
Meanwhile, I think this Tiger is waaaay more awesomer than the Tiger we were led to believed existed.
Hahaha...I'd agree with this if the asshole wasn't married.
I haven't really kept up with what was happening, but did he do something stupid to piss this stripper chick off? Did he pretend she didn't exist or something? Big mistake.
His texts read like a teenager's, though...strange...
Re: So Hornie Woods like weewee-in on wimmins, hmmmm
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:21 pm
by Zerohero
Tiger wrote:Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 07/31/1999:
ever have a 3 way scat session with 2 hornie ducks at a public park with 3 children throwing bread crumbs on your butthole? I'd make a bed of rose pedals to convince myself to hate fuck the duck while ripping out it's feathers then stab you into the eye with the plumage as you gargle my cum covered balls.
