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I turned 32 yesterday (tonight), the 19th, and a 9/10 girl sat on my cock tonight and it was amazing. She loved my tattoos, I loved her pussy. Life balance, restoria. SATAN
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
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I turned 32 like half a fucking year ago and I'm still shitfaced. Fuck you, John. You should fuck more often.
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SHITFACE X

ROBOT OF MEDIOCRITY
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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was there viagra or a similar drug involved?
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delmuerte wrote:I turned 32 like half a fucking year ago and I'm still shitfaced. Fuck you, John. You should fuck more often.
True wisdom here, I strive
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
hana maru wrote:..i've dealt with tiny dicked men pounding on my girl parts for minutes at a time.
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Necrometer wrote:was there viagra or a similar drug involved?
No, dickheaded
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
hana maru wrote:..i've dealt with tiny dicked men pounding on my girl parts for minutes at a time.
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well, was she married
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Necrometer wrote:well, was she married
Cute. And no. Bar fodder.
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
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I have pics! See here tomorrow for proof
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
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Lord Beguile wrote:I have pics! See here tomorrow for proof
cannot fucking wait!
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copstache wrote:SHITFACE X

ROBOT OF MEDIOCRITY
like a fucking mega man boss, one of dr. wily's early practice bots

"we have only seven robots to fight megaman dr. wily, what do we do ???"
"oh damn it, just use SHITFACE X."
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I wonder if there is fucking ANY quality control that goes into the pokemons... like... they could look like anything zany and it'd make the cut
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from what I can tell, one of those is just a pocket pussy with roots & leaves growing from it

aka shitface-bot's next lay
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This thread went in a hella weird direction.
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well that was a fucking easy boss
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delmuerte wrote:This thread went in a hella weird direction.
:confused:
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YES
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electronicham wrote:Image
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hahahahah
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Happy Birthday, man. Stay sane/alive... ;)

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Necrometer wrote:I wonder if there is fucking ANY quality control that goes into the pokemons
Hahaha...yeah, I'm pretty sure there isn't. At this point anything sells/goes.
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It's like my doppleganger made this thread, because I don't recall it's creation. I guess I still have to make with the pics? I also have a vid of her kissing her girlfriend.
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
hana maru wrote:..i've dealt with tiny dicked men pounding on my girl parts for minutes at a time.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:Happy Birthday, man. Stay sane/alive... ;)

:tup: :pizza: :beer:
Dude, thanks. I swore off guzzling alcohol a few moons ago, but last night I turned it on and was shooting Gold Schlager like I was in a desert starving for water. Words cannot describe the wretchedness I'm experiencing at this very moment.
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
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