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I'm shitfacex
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:57 pm
by Lord Beguile
I turned 32 yesterday (tonight), the 19th, and a 9/10 girl sat on my cock tonight and it was amazing. She loved my tattoos, I loved her pussy. Life balance, restoria. SATAN
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:58 pm
by delmuerte
I turned 32 like half a fucking year ago and I'm still shitfaced. Fuck you, John. You should fuck more often.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:00 am
by copstache
SHITFACE X
ROBOT OF MEDIOCRITY
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:02 am
by Necrometer
was there viagra or a similar drug involved?
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:03 am
by Lord Beguile
delmuerte wrote:I turned 32 like half a fucking year ago and I'm still shitfaced. Fuck you, John. You should fuck more often.
True wisdom here, I strive
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:03 am
by Lord Beguile
Necrometer wrote:was there viagra or a similar drug involved?
No, dickheaded
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:04 am
by Necrometer
well, was she married
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:05 am
by Lord Beguile
Necrometer wrote:well, was she married
Cute. And no. Bar fodder.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:05 am
by Lord Beguile
I have pics! See here tomorrow for proof
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:06 am
by Necrometer
Lord Beguile wrote:I have pics! See here tomorrow for proof
cannot fucking wait!
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:11 am
by riley-o
copstache wrote:SHITFACE X
ROBOT OF MEDIOCRITY
like a fucking mega man boss, one of dr. wily's early practice bots
"we have only seven robots to fight megaman dr. wily, what do we do ???"
"oh damn it, just use SHITFACE X."
"
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Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:12 am
by Necrometer
I wonder if there is fucking ANY quality control that goes into the pokemons... like... they could look like anything zany and it'd make the cut
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:15 am
by Necrometer
from what I can tell, one of those is just a pocket pussy with roots & leaves growing from it
aka shitface-bot's next lay
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:15 am
by delmuerte
This thread went in a hella weird direction.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:18 am
by riley-o
well that was a fucking easy boss
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:27 am
by doubleblumpkin
delmuerte wrote:This thread went in a hella weird direction.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:32 am
by Necrometer
YES
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:37 am
by doubleblumpkin
electronicham wrote:
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:37 am
by Necrometer
doubleblumpkin wrote:
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:39 am
by doubleblumpkin
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:40 am
by Necrometer
hahahahah
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:34 am
by Bored, Esq.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:36 am
by Bored, Esq.
Necrometer wrote:I wonder if there is fucking ANY quality control that goes into the pokemons
Hahaha...yeah, I'm pretty sure there isn't. At this point anything sells/goes.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:44 am
by Lord Beguile
It's like my doppleganger made this thread, because I don't recall it's creation. I guess I still have to make with the pics? I also have a vid of her kissing her girlfriend.
Re: I'm shitfacex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:47 am
by Lord Beguile
Dude, thanks. I swore off guzzling alcohol a few moons ago, but last night I turned it on and was shooting Gold Schlager like I was in a desert starving for water. Words cannot describe the wretchedness I'm experiencing at this very moment.