Tiger Woods texts to some whore

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Tiger Woods texts to some whore

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This is worth its own thread.
Tiger:Sent: 04:14 PM 08/29/2009:
Im going to bend over in front of u. Bite my dangling nuts and scream into my asshole
:moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
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*sigh*
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Gunther wrote:This is worth its own thread.
What a coincidence! That's what they thought the first fucking time around...
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OH LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SOUND ANGRY ON THE INTERNET
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You guys are harshing me here. I thought we were bros, Fung Tunt. That one time I read one of your posts and almost responded. Same with you, Soiled. I'll never bake you guys anything again.
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Gunther wrote:OH LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SOUND ANGRY ON THE INTERNET
You're lookin' pretty skyclad'd right about now, buddy!!
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It's even on the first page. I'll edit it and say it's worth TWO THREADS if you keep this up!
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If this feature gets cut from career mode in Tiger Woods '11, I'll be pissed.
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A word to the wise, this guy loves Manowar.
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Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
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