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Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:32 am
by Gunther
This is worth its own thread.
Tiger:Sent: 04:14 PM 08/29/2009:
Im going to bend over in front of u. Bite my dangling nuts and scream into my asshole
:moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
http://deadspin.com/5496451/joslyn-jame ... t-messages

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:33 am
by soiled depends
*sigh*

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:33 am
by soiled depends
Gunther wrote:This is worth its own thread.
What a coincidence! That's what they thought the first fucking time around...

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:34 am
by Gunther
OH LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SOUND ANGRY ON THE INTERNET

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 am
by Gunther
You guys are harshing me here. I thought we were bros, Fung Tunt. That one time I read one of your posts and almost responded. Same with you, Soiled. I'll never bake you guys anything again.

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 am
by soiled depends
Gunther wrote:OH LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SOUND ANGRY ON THE INTERNET
You're lookin' pretty skyclad'd right about now, buddy!!

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:36 am
by Gunther
It's even on the first page. I'll edit it and say it's worth TWO THREADS if you keep this up!

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:37 am
by Comrade Slinky
jajbowler 03/18/10

If this feature gets cut from career mode in Tiger Woods '11, I'll be pissed.

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:39 am
by metal5411
A word to the wise, this guy loves Manowar.

Re: Tiger Woods texts to some whore

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:32 pm
by Scarlet Bro Hansen
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight