i like this girl so much and i wanna call her...

[Cryptoplasty]

this thread has convinced me i'm making the right decision by staying single

Jofa, you have no choice one way or the other.

[smooth]

I find I'm too old-fashioned, cultured, and adventurous for American girls of today. I enjoy making friends first instead of jumping right into something. I'm also not a slut and sleep around.

Standards!

[copstache]

real talk: just send her a brief (nice) text message.

i know you guys are fucking luddites but chicks use text. srsly

[HeyWard]

Lotta bad advice up in here.

[riley-o]

i would first and foremost suggest becoming a drunk because women love that sort of drama

[fallbacktostone]

covertly take pictures of her shoes and dresses everytime you see her. start a thread about it on the internet

profit

[Double Anal]

if you sleep in the same bed for the first time and dont fuck you arent getting any pooner ever. ive been a weenie back in the day and got as far as getting a girl in bed and not cramming it in her. this happened with 4 girls and we stopped talking. then a year later we start talking again and they be like "oh yeah that night i wanted to fuck you but u didnt make teh move, now you have no chance once so ever." sorry you guiz only made out cause thats as far as its gonna get. only chance u have is getting her WAYYYYYY drunk and date raping her. good luck brodie.

[HeyWard]

i would first and foremost suggest becoming a drunk because women love that sort of drama

Are you suggesting that I'm a drama queen?

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I can't refute the drunk part.

[riley-o]

i'm suggesting that women are drama queens and will gobble up any person they see as volatile

[Hell-haine]

strike the bitch bro.

married women

[riley-o]

helene what did i tell you about posting in this thread

[krudmonk]

If you think about all these rules too much, you'll compromise your coolness and she will become disinterested.

[Mari_Mar]

If you think about all these rules too much, you'll compromise your coolness and she will become disinterested.

True. But Doub-Anal has a good point. Getting in a girl's bed and not going all the way is usually a recipe for failure... usually...

[Black Jacques]

i would first and foremost suggest becoming a drunk because women love that sort of drama

Works for me...

[Hell-haine]

helene what did i tell you about posting in this thread

what you're going to send me a bowl of oatmeal?

[riley-o]

it was really good oatmeal doll, you have no idea

[HeyWard]

Eddie, if you want a real Pro-Tip, you know where to find me.

[Toilet Fleet]

Even pro-er tip: be me. It works.

[eddie munster]

GUYS!

i

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fucked her

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twice

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one at night and one this morning , she came once everytime

[Bored, Esq.]

Good, because I just emailed her this thread.

[eddie munster]

i still really like her, i wish she was my gf but she said that she doesnt want a relationship right now...

well fuck it , now i can fuck her and get high with her , what else can i ask for?

[Mari_Mar]

GUYS!

i

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fucked her

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twice

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one at night and one this morning , she came once everytime

[neckbeard]

i think eddy is eddie

[Tony Twist]

A somewhat successful thread? Woah, heavy man.

[Double Anal]

that shut me up