i like this girl so much and i wanna call her...

[doubleblumpkin]

She fell asleep during the silence, I can now get up and get something to eat.

[Hell-haine]

leave a note on her boobs that says "sorry for calling you a dickhead, asshole"

[Dr.Fondles]

We are still in silence. She's watching Say Yes to the Dress because she knows it's my least favorite show. I really need to say something, but I am starting to be okay with the silence. She wants it to affect me. Must resist.

watch loud porn and masturbate

This would be so funny to me but would require so much more talking afterward that is really not worth the laugh...or is it?

couldn't tell you. I would be too busy napping to argue anymore. you could always revisit things tomorrow morning while she's making your pancakes

[eddie munster]

Find something fun to do next week-end for the both of you and



strike the bitch bro.

You have to book every appointment possible. Leave no room for another sucker to come along.

are you talking seriously? im not sure ...im trying to play the cool-friend thing , i dont want to ruin it by askin her to go out everytime i can ...i'll do it anyway

[Introvert]

Doubleblumpy needs to make himself some dinner and then go to bed.

As you are heading to bed hang your cock out of your jammy pants and let her know what she's missing. (Even though we know it's not much)

[doubleblumpkin]

Doubleblumpy needs to make himself some dinner and then go to bed.

As you are heading to bed hang your cock out of your jammy pants and let her know what she's missing. (Even though we know it's not much)

I bet if I made dinner and included some for her it would significantly decrease "talk time". If I hung my cock out it would eliminate "talk time" completely.

[fallbacktostone]

jesus christ eddie you cant be calling in the artillery when you already had the chick in your stoned clutches and making out. how can you already be so confused? you start threads like this only whenyou're still deep in the void

you'l be fine fuckface

[Introvert]

Doubleblumpy needs to make himself some dinner and then go to bed.

As you are heading to bed hang your cock out of your jammy pants and let her know what she's missing. (Even though we know it's not much)

I bet if I made dinner and included some for her it would significantly decrease "talk time". If I hung my cock out it would eliminate "talk time" completely.

PUT YOUR COCK IN THE DINNER!!!

[doubleblumpkin]

Done.

[eddie munster]

jesus christ eddie you cant be calling in the artillery when you already had the chick in your stoned clutches and making out. how can you already be so confused? you start threads like this only whenyou're still deep in the void

you'l be fine fuckface

thanx man, ya i know maybe im overreacting

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

and she's just a slut

[Gunther]

If I were you, I'd punch her in the face.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

Crush her pussy, see her ass driven before you, and hear the lamentations of her dignity.

[riley-o]

i dated her 2 times already, second time was this last friday ....we drank a couple of beers then got high. we made out A LOT and i stayed at her house (she was alone), no sex but making out was enough. (ya i know im super ultra gay, whatever) waking up next to her was awesome , we made out even more , i was making jokes like "man you were really high last night ..you kissed me" then we made out more and she made coffee and breakfast for the both of us. im pretty sure she likes me maybe just not as much as i like her (or who knows)

eddie for fuck's sake don't you think this was fucking relevant information before we assumed you were still in the awkward looking at your shoes trying to think of topics to discuss stages and not already past the getting high and making out and then sleeping together and then making out again in the morning sober stage ?! did you seriously fucking not think that was relevant to the question of whether or not to call her

goddamnit i mean, for fuck's sake goddamnit eddie i put my rep on the line here

[hipster holocaust]

Call her. This whole "Women love to be ignored" thing doesn't hold water in my experiences.

i hope you're right buddy

it's true. the only times it's worked for me was when i was actually trying to ignore them because i thought they were psychos. lo and behold, they were by going out of their way to get me to pay attention to them!

it's...flattering, i guess?

[Cryptoplasty]

We are still in silence. She's watching Say Yes to the Dress because she knows it's my least favorite show. I really need to say something, but I am starting to be okay with the silence. She wants it to affect me. Must resist.

If I were you I would seriously consider giving this girl a flying roundhouse kick to the jaw.

[Brian P.]

Awesome thread, will read again. Eddy, if want her, take her. If she doesn't want you, move on.

[eddie munster]

i dated her 2 times already, second time was this last friday ....we drank a couple of beers then got high. we made out A LOT and i stayed at her house (she was alone), no sex but making out was enough. (ya i know im super ultra gay, whatever) waking up next to her was awesome , we made out even more , i was making jokes like "man you were really high last night ..you kissed me" then we made out more and she made coffee and breakfast for the both of us. im pretty sure she likes me maybe just not as much as i like her (or who knows)

eddie for fuck's sake don't you think this was fucking relevant information before we assumed you were still in the awkward looking at your shoes trying to think of topics to discuss stages and not already past the getting high and making out and then sleeping together and then making out again in the morning sober stage ?! did you seriously fucking not think that was relevant to the question of whether or not to call her

goddamnit i mean, for fuck's sake goddamnitn eddie i put my rep on the line here

sorry man but i was feeling really insecure. i never like a girl this much (now i understand why is better that way)

[Jesus H Dump]

Eddie, dont worry about it one way or another. I'm seeing someone new and I honestly am good weather it moves into something else or not. That being the case, things seem to be moving in the right direction. We'll see. the thing is, dont be bumed out if it doesnt work out.

[doubleblumpkin]

I told her I was sorry for calling her a dickhead and explained my reasoning and feelings and she gave me a couple one word answers. The talk was a total of 30 seconds and this means I'm going to get an apology tomorrow for her not acknowledging my feelings. It will be like clockwork when I get home from class, she will apologize and we won't have to talk. I'm stoked.

[father of lies]

It's spring break mans. Can't get on the bus and talk to the seemingly interested wimmens.

[skodag]

JYFIHP & STFU

[Introvert]

I told her I was sorry for calling her a dickhead and explained my reasoning and feelings and she gave me a couple one word answers. The talk was a total of 30 seconds and this means I'm going to get an apology tomorrow for her not acknowledging my feelings. It will be like clockwork when I get home from class, she will apologize and we won't have to talk. I'm stoked.

What, no makeup beej??

[caldwell.the.great]

this thread has convinced me i'm making the right decision by staying single

[spacehamster]

Everybody calm the fuck down, I'm here now. What's the situation?

[caldwell.the.great]

eddie is in love, but is afraid of it
doubleblumpkin is playing the silent game with his girl, but considering putting his balls in her dinner
helene and pisscubes are trying to mount an attack against riley and others, but failing b/c girls really do like to be ignored a lot
fallbacktostone is keeping things intense
and i'm pretty sure staying single is the most sane thing a man can do