i like this girl so much and i wanna call her...

[eddie munster]

but i dont want her to think that i am "too intense"

we went out 2 days ago and today we met with other classmates (so no kisses or anything)


i wanna call her right now so bad

[Comrade Slinky]

NWIOT

[Introvert]

Eddie..... This thread is useless without pictures (of her).

[Mooretician]

[Hell-haine]

Call her god damn it.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Ignore her. Chicks get more into you when they think you're ignoring them or couldn't care less what they're doing. Though, this usually works more when ou're further along in a relationship than you are. So, I'd say, buy her some flowers and then ignore her.

[riley-o]

don't do it eddie ! helene is trying to trick you for an unknown reason (possibly because she thinks it will be funny because she doesn't understand heartache and longing)

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

don't do it eddie ! helene is trying to trick you for an unknown reason (possibly because she thinks it will be funny because she doesn't understand heartache and longing)

It's a trap?

[Introvert]

Call her god damn it.

Exactly! When you dial her up just yell 'god damn it!' and hang up.

[riley-o]

don't do it eddie ! helene is trying to trick you for an unknown reason (possibly because she thinks it will be funny because she doesn't understand heartache and longing)

It's a trap?

indeed, tubby. indeed.

[krudmonk]

Call her and say "sup." Then hang up.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Call her and say "I know where you live" Then hang up.

[fallbacktostone]

yeah shut the fuck up helene

listen to me eddie

eddie

are you too intense? because even if you fail miserably and you fail on account of your intensity then you've done all that a man must do. i will fail on account of my blinding amountness everytime if that is what it takes

[zombiehead]

[riley-o]

it's a specific woman geoff, not a random sampling of the populace or some such platitude

and frankly i don't care for your tone here

[Hell-haine]

So, I'd say, buy her some flowers and then ignore her.

Worst advice ever.
Last time I "dated" was 8 years ago, but 1/buying flowers so early is mega gay 2/ignoring only works with needy girls and those with shitty self-esteem.
Just call her, tell her it was nice to meet her, ask her if she wants to do anything this week-end (I'm not going to share too many women's secrets here, that would be betraying my hoes and it's not my style but doing this will prove that you care enough to plan a date/meeting in advance and don't call last minute like thursday night for saturday because you don't have anything better to do).
There are rules and there are to be respected or else...

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[fallbacktostone]

oh is that right dude? "hahahahha" is it? hey helene give me your phone number..

let's see

[Hell-haine]

don't do it eddie ! helene is trying to trick you for an unknown reason (possibly because she thinks it will be funny because she doesn't understand heartache and longing)

If anyone understands it here it's me because no one but drunk assholes would ever approach me.
Do you know how it feels Riley, to be a loser magnet?
I didn't think so.

[Hell-haine]

oh is that right dude? "hahahahha" is it? hey helene give me your phone number..

let's see

It's somewhere on the internet if you care enough to find it.

[bloodybloodlicker]

I will second what Helene has said. And that sign up there. We want to be liked and respected.

[fallbacktostone]

oh is that right dude? "hahahahha" is it? hey helene give me your phone number..

let's see

Her phone number? How is she ever going to know you care if you don't totally ignore her?

i'm just trying to tell you theres more dots in this constellation here dude. helene knows this too..

ignoring them and looking at them from under my nose has worked for me before but there is no one way. surely you see this..

[riley-o]

2/ignoring only works with needy girls and those with shitty self-esteem.

this assumption that she isn't needy and or afflicted with shitty self-esteem betrays an absolutely laughable understanding of the gender as a whole

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at the risk that this might make me sound like somewhat of a misogynist, to be totally honest here almost all women can absolutely shut up and go away forever

present company excluded of course unless you keep acting like shit isn't what shit is

[riley-o]

this thread is absolutely my favourite of today

[Hell-haine]

Actually I'm going to modify this assumption I made about ignoring females.
Sometimes it's actually the best way to get raped. With enough alcohol-fueled rage let's not forget this detail.

[Mari_Mar]

Don't call her Eddie. Text her. It's a lot simpler. It let's her know you're thinking of her, and gives her the conveience to respond back.

But definitely take Helene's advice, and don't wait until the last minute to plan a date. If you do, it can seem like you're only interested in a booty call, rather than actually wanting to date this girl.