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Hypnagogia wrote:
riley-o wrote:haha, thanks for the "just put up with it !" pep talk dad but i'd rather wait for a couple of months and not have to listen to someone whose voice sounds like boiling water in my earholes. it's not like we won't experience the show or are boycotting it. if you can put up with her that's great, way to go champ, but if you can't see why people don't want to listen to a cunt whose sole purpose in life is to market herself then you're just being thickheaded.
So they're going to get a new voice over just because a few message board elitists think oprah isn't hip enough?
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Hypnagogia wrote:
riley-o wrote:haha, thanks for the "just put up with it !" pep talk dad but i'd rather wait for a couple of months and not have to listen to someone whose voice sounds like boiling water in my earholes. it's not like we won't experience the show or are boycotting it. if you can put up with her that's great, way to go champ, but if you can't see why people don't want to listen to a cunt whose sole purpose in life is to market herself then you're just being thickheaded.
So they're going to get a new voice over just because a few message board elitists think oprah isn't hip enough?
holy fuck are you stupid. oprah is the new voice over. that's the problem. here, let me post a link that was already posted for you.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-narrated-Dav ... B002UXRGM0
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I was channel surfin' trying to avoid mrs zero's hated snakes appearing, and found komoto dragons on 2 channels, both bitin' some four legged beasties and injectin' the venom acdc style.

Watched some sea snakes too...sea krates... not sure if that was this life program or another. Wonder who got cameras in those underwater caves hangin' with 204283 x venomous snakes. ??

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bundlesofvitals wrote: Yeah, Oprah sounds like she's talking to retarded kids, but I blocked it out after a few minutes. But I'll definitely be buying the David Attenborough version on blu ray. Check out the reviews - hah!

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Blu-ray-Opra ... B0039UTDFG

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riley-o wrote:haha, thanks for the "just put up with it !" pep talk dad but i'd rather wait for a couple of months and not have to listen to someone whose voice sounds like boiling water in my earholes. it's not like we won't experience the show or are boycotting it. if you can put up with her that's great, way to go champ, but if you can't see why people don't want to listen to a cunt whose sole purpose in life is to market herself then you're just being thickheaded.
I know it's safe to assume that you = Ross + You = we - but it still sounds kinda creepy. While I'M at it - why do you think that marketing = lack of skill. Nobody is asking you to consider the phenomenological merit and decision utility of Oprah's role in working with the Discovery channel. If you do that on your own instead of watching alligators eat fish in incredible detail it's you that might be wrong-headed at least.

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Mr. Budd wrote:While I'M at it - why do you think that marketing = lack of skill. Nobody is asking you to consider the phenomenological merit and decision utility of Oprah's role in working with the Discovery channel. If you do that on your own instead of watching alligators eat fish in incredible detail it's you that might be wrong-headed at least.
it's all well and good that she was brought in to get people to watch. i'm not even saying they shouldn't have gotten oprah, i fully understand why they got oprah. no one said lack of skill until you did; i don't even know what that would be in reference to. we're talking about personal preference here and my personal preference is never hearing fucking oprah's voice because i think she's a leader in turning people into fucking pussies and i associate her voice with morons who slobber up whatever she's selling. it's fine if you can put up with it. that's great. totally happy for you ! but this words-in-mouth bullshit as a way to try to fucking "win" or whatever is beneath you and seeing you resort to it is embarrassing. so you understand, in plain english: i will watch this. i'm not saying they shouldn't use oprah, i just personally will wait until i can watch it without her. stop being a fucking retard.
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riley-o wrote:
Mr. Budd wrote:While I'M at it - why do you think that marketing = lack of skill. Nobody is asking you to consider the phenomenological merit and decision utility of Oprah's role in working with the Discovery channel. If you do that on your own instead of watching alligators eat fish in incredible detail it's you that might be wrong-headed at least.
it's all well and good that she was brought in to get people to watch. i'm not even saying they shouldn't have gotten oprah, i fully understand why they got oprah. no one said lack of skill until you did; i don't even know what that would be in reference to. we're talking about personal preference here and my personal preference is never hearing fucking oprah's voice because i think she's a leader in turning people into fucking pussies and i associate her voice with morons who slobber up whatever she's selling. it's fine if you can put up with it. that's great. totally happy for you ! but this words-in-mouth bullshit as a way to try to fucking "win" or whatever is beneath you and seeing you resort to it is embarrassing. so you understand, in plain english: i will watch this. i'm not saying they shouldn't use oprah, i just personally will wait until i can watch it without her. stop being a fucking retard.
OK - wait three months and buy it because Oprah objectifies the dumbing down of American TV. That's your (and Ross's) choice. Noboby will make a monkey out of you...you are doing just fine without assistance. If the only way you can judge this show is by comparing it to the UK version that's your choice - but it does seem a little big-babyish.
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on that wiki it says that fuckn limey is narrarting it in canada, riley. why are you freaking out?
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haha, ok johnny. keep attributing things i'm not saying to me if you have to win so bad.
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hard paranormal dong wrote:on that wiki it says that fuckn limey is narrarting it in canada, riley. why are you freaking out?
i get american discoveryHD.
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dammit, i thought i just solved a problem
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riley-o wrote:haha, ok johnny. keep attributing things i'm not saying to me if you have to win so bad.
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hard paranormal dong wrote:dammit, i thought i just solved a problem
You would have if Riley wasn't such a traitor to his country.
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Glass Asshole wrote:
hard paranormal dong wrote:dammit, i thought i just solved a problem
You would have if Riley wasn't such a traitor to his country.
He hates Oprah more than he loves Canaduh.
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are you still grumpy because i didn't think sunrise was the best movie of all time ? it's okay big guy. i have enough love in my heart for both you and ross, even though you think oprah is awesome.
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R. M. Lozano wrote:are you still grumpy because i didn't think sunrise was the best movie of all time ? it's okay big guy. i have enough love in my heart for both you and ross, even though you think oprah is awesome.

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it was a good movie ! 8/10 is a good score, there were just parts that were goofy and YOU CAN'T EQUATE ME TO SOME RACIST CHRISTIAN BECAUSE I HATE OPRAH
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I want to see the reaction of alternate universe Budd who didn't somehow not realize he was listening to Oprah...
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In for David Attenborough appreciation. Most soothing voice there is.
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Crowbar wrote:In for David Attenborough appreciation. Most soothing voice there is.
Wait, apart from Bob Ross'.
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Sir Walter RaleighNecrometer wrote:I want to see the reaction of alternate universe Budd who didn't somehow not realize he was listening to Oprah...
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Watched 2 parts of this yesterday. Oprah's got some odd pronounciation choices for a couple words here and there ("eh-ko-system"? nu-speak type waiz?)
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currently downloading w/ david attenborough. anything with him gets my seal of approval. of course planet earth and blue planet are cool, but if you haven't seen the life of birds, the life of mammals, life in cold blood, and life in the undergrowth, you're missing out.
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