any o you's MBA types have profit margin data 4 banana farms

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:59 am

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Can't find any bananas futures data from NYDM....help a bro out,

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:49 am

Bananas have no future. Once they turn brown and mushy, all future is past.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:52 am

Toxicarius wrote:Bananas have no future. Once they turn brown and mushy, all future is past.

i take it you aren't interested in a partner share of my hypothetical nana farm?

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:55 am

i dunno, but man i hate that fucking commercial with the Yes song playing and that hot cunt says "...that gave me the storage space i needed to store more produce." FUCK YOUUUU i don't know why i hate that commercial so much. but real farm women don't look like that

smellmyfinger · Post by **smellmyfinger** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:55 am

Parts of your portfolio may rise, but only if you are willing to sit on your investment 1-8 years. May want to look into mashed banana futures instead.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:57 am

smellmyfinger wrote:Parts of your portfolio may rise, but only if you are willing to sit on your investment 1-8 years. May want to look into mashed banana futures instead.

Will stop to see yer Robots either wednesday or friday.

Will hard sell you on investing in banana farming.

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:09 pm

You're not going to grow very many bananas on your Buffalkill farm there, ZH, unless you have some big ol' greenhouses at your disposal. You're gonna have to head for the tropics if you expect to milk (!) any banana profits. I'll come with and farm some stink blossoms, and we can combine or efforts and produce bananas that smell like death, maybe? Attract that lucrative necrophyllic fruit-eating demographic, maybe? Maybe??

Gookstorm · Post by **Gookstorm** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:12 pm

I'm starting a hedge fund going long on banana futures and shorting plantains, who's all in?

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:14 pm

Toxicarius wrote:You're not going to grow very many bananas on your Buffalkill farm there, ZH, unless you have some big ol' greenhouses at your disposal. You're gonna have to head for the tropics if you expect to milk (!) any banana profits. I'll come with and farm some stink blossoms, and we can combine or efforts and produce bananas that smell like death, maybe? Attract that lucrative necrophyllic fruit-eating demographic, maybe? Maybe??

the real estate is already picked out mans, and yes, it's in the tropics

Have bigger ideas of banana milk factory as well, but for now sticking with banana

milkmandan · Post by **milkmandan** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:18 pm

Diversify or die. According to the latest market research from Clunclad investment group the sky's the limit for final fantasy options

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:32 pm

Gookstorm wrote:I'm starting a hedge fund going long on banana futures and shorting plantains, who's all in?

You still haven't learned your lesson from the market yet?

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:34 pm

I, personally, have been investing heavily into a Lady Gaga fund. I'm rich.

Gookstorm · Post by **Gookstorm** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:43 pm

Glass Asshole wrote:You still haven't learned your lesson from the market yet?

I'm getting in on the banana bubble and switching to shorting banana real estate investment trusts and going long on apricots securities soon

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:46 pm

Apricot securities you say? Hmmmm... maybe I should sell a few shares of GaGa and invest a little in apricots.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:50 pm

Gookstorm wrote:
Glass Asshole wrote:You still haven't learned your lesson from the market yet?
I'm getting in on the banana bubble and switching to shorting banana real estate investment trusts and going long on apricots securities soon

PM if U want in on the plantation mans,

SERY IS INquiRYEez ol knee's

The Torsion · Post by **The Torsion** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:44 pm

I think you need to hire a man to do the footwork on this nana farm, and I think I might be that man. I love bananas, and I will shoot native trespassers without hesitation.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:47 pm

The Torsion wrote:I think you need to hire a man to do the footwork on this nana farm, and I think I might be that man. I love bananas, and I will shoot native trespassers without hesitation.

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