My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...

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zombiehead wrote:yum.. rotting onions

Oh yeah look at this fucking phantom gourmet right here....
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So, Do the cornflakes go in the sugar before I form these balls, or does the sugar go in first before the cornflakes? Let me check the box...
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oh, i hit a sore spot
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haha what a joke city...
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noah thirteen wrote:I particularly enjoy the stereotype of the "hot farmers daughters" which is amazingly true!! How did it happen?!?! They're all fifteen!!!!
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father of lies wrote:
Toxicarius wrote:Here in America we have these things called supermarkers, where you can purchase fresh vegetabobbles year round. They taste like shit and cost too much!
We have seasonal farmers markets around the area as well, but most of their produce is MORE expensive than what you can find in superdupermarkets, and the quality is variable, just like the superdupermarkets. Maybe you fall for the olde-timey romanticism and atmosphere of thee ye olde farmer in the dell market, and that's fine, but I won't.
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Toxicarius wrote: We have seasonal farmers markets around the area as well, but most of their produce is MORE expensive than what you can find in superdupermarkets, and the quality is variable
Not everyone goes to the dump for food. However this isn't a thread to brag about how you live in an overpriced shit hole.
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hey guys I found some green droopy fishsticks still in the box and some old pizza slices for dinner last night! It had the contents of an exploded pen on it, but I scraped it off and it's totally safe. FARMERS ARE xasthur fans.
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soiled depends wrote:hey guys I found some green droopy fishsticks still in the box and some old pizza slices for dinner last night! It had the contents of an exploded pen on it, but I scraped it off and it's totally safe. FARMERS ARE xasthur fans.
I hope you saved some for me... :drooly: :drooly: :drooly: :drooly: :drooly:
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Zerohero wrote:Super flea has farmers selling old tomatoes and vegan wares year round...right next to the rusty shovel stand outside.

You forgot about the random can goods and the box of stove top stuffing (I think they sell as collectibiles)
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I am confused. Why is Noah posting under Soiled depends' screen name?
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