Any zombie walkers here? (not about Melbourne Shuffle)

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:00 am

for those that don't know:

Zombie walk
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This article is about the social event. For the dance style, see Melbourne Shuffle.

A zombie walk (also known as a zombie mob, zombie march, zombie horde, zombie lurch, zombie shamble, zombie shuffle or zombie crawl) is an organized public gathering of the juggalos of people who dress up in zombie costumes. Usually taking place in an urban centre, the participants make their way around the city streets and through shopping malls to a public space (or a series of taverns in the case of a zombie pub crawl) in a somewhat orderly fashion.

zombiehead · Post by **zombiehead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:00 am

mandie

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:01 am

can you guys spot jakebonez in here?

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:03 am

so....fucking...stupid....

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:04 am

no but over three and up two from the bottom right corner is Soiled Depends.

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:04 am

So no killing and/or brains/entrails eating? What's the point?

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:06 am

noah thirteen wrote:I don't want to be a clint here, but I am pretty sure I know where this thread is going......

http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... ombie+walk

ahhh Zombie Walk '08. back when it all meant something... you were so young then

*gazes upon the horizon*

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:06 am

natas keeps bringing this thread up in conversation...

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:11 am

Remember when zombies were an allegory for stupid americans doing stupid things in a brain dead fashion?

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:12 am

Whee of the Dead wrote:Remember when zombies were an allegory for stupid americans doing stupid things in a brain dead fashion?

hahaha

smooth · Post by **smooth** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:14 am

soiled depends wrote: so....fucking...stupid....

the

walk

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:15 am

noah thirteen wrote:WE'RE THE REAL MONSTERS

Whoa.....deep. Zombie movies are like complicated and stuff.

stiffytheclown · Post by **stiffytheclown** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:00 am

That picture of "find the Jakebonez" is from my tv shows zombie walks in Monroeville Mall (MAUL, get it!?)

Maximum

Minimum

Burpcore the GRIM · Post by **Burpcore the GRIM** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:05 am

I'm just waiting to hear about someone opening fire into a crowd of zombie walkers and then saying "I thought the zombie apocalypse was upon us."

Deleted Account · Post by **Deleted Account** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:08 am

This is getting out of hand.

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:10 am

I would like to see real people get attacked by a horde and eaten.

Only then will I participate.

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:19 am

They've been having these all over for a few years and NOT ONE FUCKING PERSON has thought of this idea, I haven't acted on it yet but fuck it someone's gotta try this.

Get four to six people and dress up in SWAT uniforms like in Dawn of The Dead, get nitrous powered paintball guns (the ones that hurt), red paint balls, and walkie talkies, have a surprise attack during the middle of the march, shoot zombies in the head and face with paintballs (the zombies will be "killed" when they snap out of their act). I also thought of using pepper spray filled paintballs, even use handcuffs to subdue the zombies.

If you want to play nice mode just use super soakers filled with fake blood, it'd be more awesome to strap a bag full of pig guts to your torso and let it look like a zombie is attacking.

Extreme mode could be actually blowing someons brains out with a real gun and say "I thoughts it wuz a dracula!"

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:21 am

zzzzzzzz wrote: shoot zombies in the head and face with paintballs

jakebonz · Post by **jakebonz** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:34 am

Natas wrote:can you guys spot jakebonez in here?

I have stumbled across a few when having a legitimate reason to go to Monroeville Mall. Fuckin' zombie asshole took my Sbarro slice thinking it was his, even though he was 3 spots behind me in line. Even saw Hel there once at one of these events.

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:51 am

noah thirteen wrote:
Glass Asshole wrote:
noah thirteen wrote:WE'RE THE REAL MONSTERS
Whoa.....deep. Zombie movies are like complicated and stuff.
THEY USED A SHOPPING MALL TO REPRESENT CONSUMERISM

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:29 am

Pisscubes wrote:
Whee of the Dead wrote:Remember when zombies were an allegory for stupid americans doing stupid things in a brain dead fashion?

Yeah, thread pretty much over with that one.

Deleted Account · Post by **Deleted Account** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:31 am

Steeb wrote:I would like to see real people get attacked by a horde and eaten.

Only then will I participate.

Of course. You're looking for an excuse to eat.

lol

stiffytheclown · Post by **stiffytheclown** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:22 pm

jakebonz wrote:Even saw Hel there once at one of these events.

Yeah she used to dated (get railed) by one of the organizers. Now she uses her pussy fluids for only good causes. Like making turtles & rats mutate into teenage ninjas.

That stink like sewer gash.

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:49 pm

Deleted Account wrote:
Steeb wrote:I would like to see real people get attacked by a horde and eaten.

Only then will I participate.
Of course. You're looking for an excuse to eat.

lol

Burn!

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