Hatchet Happenings..the monthly ICP newscast

[zombiehead]

i'm only 2 minutes into it, but i'm loving it so far

[Cryptoplasty]

"So there it is, BITCH."

[Hypnagogia]

this is like watching jersey shore, except it takes place in a trailer park.

I really, really can't stomach this kind of stuff. It embarrasses me to acknowledge them as human.

[Toxicarius]

Oh lord... A couple of minutes in and I was wishing for a hatchet to happen and chop up those fat fucks. There aren't enough gongs in the multiverse for this kind of shit.

[Black Jacques]

I think I saw this show in Idiocracy.

[heresy is progress]

I think I saw this show in Idiocracy.

I was thinking the exact thing. scary, huh...

[Necrometer]

ok... I'm 1:20 in and there are tears rolling down my face... I thought I could sort of take this in while I ate my dainty little chicken/spinach salad here, but holy fuck I think this comedy is going to kill me... I cannot breathe...

[soiled depends]

I really can't do this right now...whn I'm this loaded you never know what might set me off unexpectedly...

[Necrometer]

is Kung-Fu Vampire the name of Barger's new project?

[soiled depends]

is Kung-Fu Vampire the name of Barger's new project?

sounds like a hatchet happening if there ever was one...

[Degree Absolute]

That fat dude reminds me way too much of Badger from Breaking Bad.

[Necrometer]

hahaha

if I didn't already have the perfect avatar, I'd change it to that ghetto blaster with testicles

[heresy is progress]

hahaha worlds shortest thug haha

[Necrometer]

ten bucks?

they just threw out a 10 digit number that was neither toll-free nor a 900 number

MS I hate to have to ask this... can you confirm that you are not upchuck the clown?

[Jerrod]

I think I saw this show in Idiocracy.

I was thinking the exact thing. scary, huh...

Same here.

[Degree Absolute]

Is Sugar Slam the only hot juggalette in existence?

[heresy is progress]

ten bucks?

they just threw out a 10 digit number that was neither toll-free nor a 900 number

yeah that was pretty inexplicable.

[Charles Schulzerie]

Is Sugar Slam the only hot juggalette in existence?

The shit that comes out of her mouth is unbelievable. I want to cut out her fucking throat.

[zombiehead]

[rape bear]

I like how they all swear like they are 10 year olds that just heard curse words for the first time. Hahaha. This is so gay.

[jakebonz]

Well...NOW I know there are 3 different intros...

[Bored, Esq.]

Sudden and violent desire to kill anyone involved with these videos.

[Turd Murder]

Has anyone here ever been to one of these concerts? I'd like to step on your penis.

[zzzzzzzz]

I'd go to one if I one a free pass, I'd stay insanely shitty on cheap booze and try to bang some hideous Elmer faced juggalettes in my tent

[zombiehead]

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