I went to a Harvard bar last night

altars of radness · Post by **altars of radness** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:03 pm

Fuck me. People say that Japs all look the same, but holy shit -- there were literally two different faces at this horseshit place: the female one, a chinless, nosy moleface which looks like someone tried to scrunch it into a ponytail; and the male one, which looks like Abercrombie's cock just after it was pulled out of Fitch's mouth.

Went to a frat party too, which would have been a total sausage fest if any of the guys there weren't totally dickless.

Anyway... off to NYC on Thursday to blow Ward. $20 Celts tickets for tomorrow.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:04 pm

hahaha

Erik13 · Post by **Erik13** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:05 pm

What was the name of the place?

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:09 pm

altars of radness wrote:Fuck me. People say that Japs all look the same, but holy shit -- there were literally two different faces at this horseshit place: the female one, a chinless, nosy moleface which looks like someone tried to scrunch it into a ponytail; and the male one, which looks like Abercrombie's cock just after it was pulled out of Fitch's mouth.

Went to a frat party too, which would have been a total sausage fest if any of the guys there weren't totally dickless.

Anyway... off to NYC on Thursday to blow Ward. $20 Celts tickets for tomorrow.

ward told me about your little date, i think it's wonderful. i should be totally down if my gnarly fucking cough subsides by then.

HeyWard · Post by **HeyWard** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:09 pm

altars of radness wrote:Anyway... off to NYC on Thursday to blow Ward.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

You still haven't mentioned how you ended up at these places, especially the frat party.

Re: John's addition: I HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET AND WE TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET, SOMETIMES WHILE BROWSING THE INTERNET ON AN INTERNET BROWSER.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

INTERNET.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:10 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:ward told me about your little date, i think it's wonderful. i should be totally down if my gnarly fucking cough subsides by then.

hahaha inviting yourself!

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:12 pm

whoa there champ, this is my town, not theirs

HeyWard · Post by **HeyWard** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:23 pm

Necrometer wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:ward told me about your little date, i think it's wonderful. i should be totally down if my gnarly fucking cough subsides by then.
hahaha inviting yourself!

Ross, have you made friends yet? If you want tips on making friends in a new place far from home, I want you to PM me. I feel like we can bond over this. Will you bond with me?

(I'll let you be the whonky)

Erik13 · Post by **Erik13** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:31 pm

Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:
Erik13 wrote:What was the name of the place?
You haven't been there.

How do you know? I get around, dude.

ThePhillyExperiment · Post by **ThePhillyExperiment** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:38 pm

Erik13 wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:
Erik13 wrote:What was the name of the place?
You haven't been there.
How do you know? I get around, dude.

You dirty slut.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:13 pm

The last time I was at Harvard I saw a guy standing in a park or small grove of trees in his boxer shorts playing a violin.

caldwell.the.great · Post by **caldwell.the.great** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:15 pm

sounds like he might have gone to Shay's

altars of radness · Post by **altars of radness** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:25 pm

I can't remember the name, but it was close to the station, downstairs and Monday is supposedly their wicked awesome karaoke night. I haven't seen so many retards singing Black Eyed Peas since...well, since the last time I heard Black Eyed Peas.

I went over to Harvard to meet a couple friends and a couple of their friends came down. One of them is apparently a fucktard of some description because she suggested the karaoke place/yacht club/bitch factory.

Hipster Holocaust, you should totally come out. You can cough on my nuts.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:34 pm

yeah i can feel everyone on here crossing their fingers

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:39 pm

Do they have a champs chicken anywhere near harvard?

Degree Absolute · Post by **Degree Absolute** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:59 pm

soiled depends wrote:Do they have a champs chicken anywhere near harvard?

I'm pretty sure they don't have them anywhere in MA.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:01 pm

this thread turned into the homogay's homogay

altars of radness · Post by **altars of radness** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:51 pm

Eddie, you pathetic fucking bozo. Do I have to bitchslap you back into reality again? It's obviously long overdue.

Have you ever noticed that the only time anyone posts replies to any of your threads it's because you're either being stupid or being a dick to somebody? Are you that desperate for contact that you're willing to embarrass yourself -- over and over again -- just to have people verbally smack you around like your father probably does every time you go upstairs to visit him?

You're genuinely stupid. And chubby. And unfunny. And your comparing me to Jofa is too fucking hilarious. That guy would kick your fucking ass.

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:28 pm

altars of radness wrote:$20 Celts tickets for tomorrow.

Fuuuu....enjoy.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:21 am

TheDOAD wrote:I went to a harvard "irish pub" with some Grad students. Holy shit. Bullet in the head, please. The only cool one there was my GF's sister which is the reason I went. She was the only non rich white east coaster in the whole place. Good food though.

this reminds me when i visited my friend at villanova and he took me to an irish 'dive.' button downs everywhere. facepalm express.

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:27 am

I fucking hate the bars around here after 4:00pm, I can't imagine how fucking much I would hate an ivy league bar.

caldwell.the.great · Post by **caldwell.the.great** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:36 am

Pisscubes wrote:You should have gone to Charlie's Kitchen in Harvard Square. It's not that their aren't douche bags who go there of all kinds, but the upstairs has a jukebox with old country, 70s and 80s punk, Sabbath, Slayer and a bunch of other stuff. Decent beer selection cheap double cheeseburgers, lobster rolls, and other good bar food. When it's warm they have a beer garden outside too.

Love that place. Some smokin' waitresses work there too

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:42 am

I'm gonna be on tour in Allston April 2nd. Is there a food coop or microbrewery around?

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:47 am

Geeheeb wrote:I fucking hate the bars around here after 4:00pm, I can't imagine how fucking much I would hate an ivy league bar.

Trivia bowl? Name the parts of a yacht?

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:51 am

Pisscubes wrote:
Geeheeb wrote:I'm gonna be on tour in Allston April 2nd. Is there a food coop or microbrewery around?
I hate Allston because it's mostly just college kids and hipsters. Where are you playing? O'breins I'd guess?

Common Ground is right down the street from O'briens in Allston-- they have a pretty good beer selection and good bar food-- burgers, Guiness Stew, that kind of thing.

Sunset Grill and Tap is right around their too-- attracts douchebags but has a HUGE fucking beer selection.

we are playing a diy spot called the movie loft. I don't really care too much about bar food because I can't eat that on tour and feel great. But I do love beer, and I want to dive into something locally brewed.

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