Breaking News: Creationism Proven False (Again)!
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Breaking News: Creationism Proven False (Again)!
http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... tml?hpt=T2
Remember guys, the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Also, dinosaurs and fossils have been put on this earth to test your belief in God.
Remember guys, the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Also, dinosaurs and fossils have been put on this earth to test your belief in God.
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Re: Breaking News: Creationism Proven False (Again)!
I had someone tell me that if Atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps iis a hobby. There's a lot of things wrong in that short statement.
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has anyone here pointed out how stupid veganism is yet?
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50 million Americans believe the apocalypse will happen in their lifetime, and depending on which poll you look at, 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet. These people are the albatross around our nation's neck every bit as much as the banks or the military contractors and the Texas Board of Education is eating that shit up.
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Ummm...death by snoo snoo wrote: 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet.
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i don't believe it will but i sure wish it woulddeath by snoo snoo wrote:50 million Americans believe the apocalypse will happen in their lifetime,
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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hahahahTheDrunkTankJudge wrote:Ummm...death by snoo snoo wrote: 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet.
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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I meant starlight dudes.
8 minutes < 6,000 years
8 minutes < 6,000 years
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goddamn do i love being an atheist
its like veganism of the mind
its like veganism of the mind
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If athiesm is veganism of mind then flying spagattimonsterism is bacon only diet of mind.
Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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what are you on about?43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I had someone tell me that if Atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps iis a hobby. There's a lot of things wrong in that short statement.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Christianity doesn't = creationism.
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Never has been proof of any of this.
Agnosticism for the win!
Agnosticism for the win!
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There IS a god! = ignorant
The IS NO god! = ignorant
Who cares? We have no way of knowing! =
The IS NO god! = ignorant
Who cares? We have no way of knowing! =
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Atheism is the LACK of theistic belief. It is not a positive assertion of anything.
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Atheist - One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods.
Theism - Belief in the existence of a god or gods, especially belief in a personal God as creator and ruler of the world.
Come on people!
Theism - Belief in the existence of a god or gods, especially belief in a personal God as creator and ruler of the world.
Come on people!
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oh good another semantics of athiesm and agnosticism conversation
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Agnosticism always comes out winning!neckbeard wrote:oh good another semantics of athiesm and agnosticism conversation
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hahaha
oh man. i'm in this thread.
oh man. i'm in this thread.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:hahaha
oh man. i'm in this thread.
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Do you believe in God, Umesh?Bored, Esq. wrote:Like proof even matters.