Breaking News: Creationism Proven False (Again)!

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Breaking News: Creationism Proven False (Again)!

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http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... tml?hpt=T2

Remember guys, the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Also, dinosaurs and fossils have been put on this earth to test your belief in God.
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I had someone tell me that if Atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps iis a hobby. There's a lot of things wrong in that short statement.
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has anyone here pointed out how stupid veganism is yet?
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50 million Americans believe the apocalypse will happen in their lifetime, and depending on which poll you look at, 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet. These people are the albatross around our nation's neck every bit as much as the banks or the military contractors and the Texas Board of Education is eating that shit up.
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death by snoo snoo wrote: 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet.
Ummm...
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death by snoo snoo wrote:50 million Americans believe the apocalypse will happen in their lifetime,
i don't believe it will but i sure wish it would
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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TheDrunkTankJudge wrote:
death by snoo snoo wrote: 10-45% believe the Earth is 6-10,000 years old, despite the fact that sunlight wouldn't have even reached our planet yet.
Ummm...
hahahah
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I meant starlight dudes.

8 minutes < 6,000 years
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goddamn do i love being an atheist

its like veganism of the mind
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If athiesm is veganism of mind then flying spagattimonsterism is bacon only diet of mind.
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I had someone tell me that if Atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps iis a hobby. There's a lot of things wrong in that short statement.
what are you on about?
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Christianity doesn't = creationism.
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Like proof even matters.
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Never has been proof of any of this. :immediateresponsetothurberpost:

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There IS a god! = ignorant

The IS NO god! = ignorant

Who cares? We have no way of knowing! = :moreawesome:
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Atheism is the LACK of theistic belief. It is not a positive assertion of anything.
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Atheist - One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods.

Theism - Belief in the existence of a god or gods, especially belief in a personal God as creator and ruler of the world.

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oh good another semantics of athiesm and agnosticism conversation
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neckbeard wrote:oh good another semantics of athiesm and agnosticism conversation
Agnosticism always comes out winning! :moreawesome:
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hahaha
oh man. i'm in this thread.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:hahaha
oh man. i'm in this thread.

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Bored, Esq. wrote:Like proof even matters.
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