Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...

[The Torsion]

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... ction.html

...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.

[Mari_Mar]

Wow! That sucks. I'm sorry you had to witness that.

[Bored, Esq.]

Human flag beneath the bridge?

I like when people use "suicide" as a verb, it sounds all olde tymey.

[The Torsion]

Oh yeah, cars don't float, they sink like fucking bricks.

[milkmandan]

The term "autocorpse" would have been much, much more fitting.

[The Torsion]

Wow! That sucks. I'm sorry you had to witness that.

I was a little shook up for awhile before I realized how dumb the whole thing was.

[the awesome Assassin]

Big deal happens all the time here...

http://www.wellandtribune.ca/ArticleDis ... ?e=2505521

[krudmonk]

The term "autocorpse" would have been much, much more fitting.

heehee!

[The Torsion]

Big deal happens all the time here...

http://www.wellandtribune.ca/ArticleDis ... ?e=2505521

Yeah, here too, Walleye. Just not at that speed and that high up in the air into water that deep.

[Brian P.]

Oh yeah, cars don't float, they sink like fucking bricks.

That's a great way to get rid of kids.

[the awesome Assassin]

Big deal happens all the time here...

http://www.wellandtribune.ca/ArticleDis ... ?e=2505521

Yeah, here too, Walleye. Just not at that speed and that high up in the air into water that deep.

You're acting like a pussy flag guy...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Tough up...

[The Torsion]

Yeah I am. Post your crappy barbecue ribs.

[the awesome Assassin]

Yeah I am. Post your crappy barbecue ribs.

Well ok...


Post yours!!!

[Phritz]

Oh yeah, cars don't float, they sink like fucking bricks.

another betrayal by the film industry?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

[Funeral_Rapist]

Oh yeah, cars don't float, they sink like fucking bricks.

That's a great way to get rid of kids.

You better be kidding. That's the WORST way to get rid of kids. Wasting a perfectly good car to murder some kids? Learn business skills. And child murdering skills.

[Glass Asshole]

Human flag beneath the bridge?

I like when people use "suicide" as a verb, it sounds all olde tymey.

Christ....now I'm hearing taps playing in my head while Torsion is slowly lowering himself down from doing the human flag in this persons honor on the edge of a pier.

[The Torsion]

Well ok...


Post yours!!!

Applebee's ribs look better than those...

[Bored, Esq.]

Human flag beneath the bridge?

I like when people use "suicide" as a verb, it sounds all olde tymey.

Christ....now I'm hearing taps playing in my head while Torsion is slowly lowering himself down from doing the human flag in this persons honor on the edge of a pier.

You haven't lived until you've seen Torsion fart out The Star Spangled Banner while lowering himself to half mast. Even the most unsympathetic pinko gets a little teary-eyed.

[The Torsion]

It didn't mention it because every construction company has a policy of avoiding any kind of media after an accident.

[Geeheeb]

Was it a Toyota?

[Hotchka!]

...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.

you just wanted to get out of actually working

[Bored, Esq.]

...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.

you just wanted to get out of actually working

God, you are socially retarded...

[Brian P.]

You better be kidding. That's the WORST way to get rid of kids. Wasting a perfectly good car to murder some kids? Learn business skills. And child murdering skills.

Hahaha, I'm a pedestrian so it seems like perfect use of a car to me. Plus it helps the enironment.

[soiled depends]

Was it a Toyota?

fuckin' nips...