Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...

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The person might have been having a stroke, diabetes problem, seizure, heart attack, etc

It would be awesome if they were looking at some porn on their cell phone a wee bit too long
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zzzzzzzz wrote:The person might have been having a stroke, diabetes problem, seizure, heart attack, etc

It would be awesome if they were looking at some porn on their cell phone a wee bit too long
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No doubt swimming out to relive the poor fellow of his wallet before the police arrived.
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hahaaha



also please don't crash your car on my route home from work
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Haha,
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"Police said Cox, who was driving a gray Volvo S40,"

I guess the Submarine 40 isn't all that safe...
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The Torsion wrote:Guy had a 3 year old son.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... eeber.html

A Volvo is a family car 100% of the time... I can't believe you just watched it all happen...
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
Hotchka! wrote:
The Torsion wrote:
...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.
you just wanted to get out of actually working
God, you are socially retarded...
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Hotchka! wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:
Hotchka! wrote:
The Torsion wrote:
...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.
you just wanted to get out of actually working
God, you are socially retarded...
well i suppose congratulations then. I'll stop coming here. i was invited and i refused to come but they insisted so i did. i know a lot of people here hate me so im sure theyll be very grateful to you.
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