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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
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obviously you never been to kunsan, osan, or seoul.
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awesome. cant wait for the news propaganda to start using this.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:awesome. cant wait for the news propaganda to start using this.
Yep, this will make their jobs much easier... it makes me think of Wag The Dog.
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bloodybloodlicker wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:awesome. cant wait for the news propaganda to start using this.
Yep, this will make their jobs much easier... it makes me think of Wag The Dog.
it makes me think of this:

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my wife is a portrait/wedding photographer and is over the moon about this.
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Holy hell!
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I saw this yesterday and was pretty impressed. If I were still working with a lot of photos at my job, I'd be in heaven.
But the first thing that came my mind was internetz photoshoppery, too. ;)
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Well, they've officially crossed over into black magic now.
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Next they should invent a needle that pokes you in the eye when you start plosiving into the mic.
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I will create life with photoshop..

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This is really cool, but technologically it's a straightforward idea. So I do not submit a shockeyface.
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Necrometer wrote:This is really cool, but technologically it's a straightforward idea. So I do not submit a shockeyface.
A bionic arm is pretty technologically straightforward but I'd still think it was awesome as fuck to see one.
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Photoshop hax.
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Necrometer wrote:This is really cool, but technologically it's a straightforward idea. So I do not submit a shockeyface.
I really don't think you know how difficult this is to do. The math necessary to accomplish this might be simple-looking, but the statistical models and sheer signal processing tricks necessary to do this in an arbitrary boundary is more difficult than you think and certainly not intuitive AKA straight-forward. You can't just do straight energy functions and 1st differential gradient vectors and linearly weighted sampling anymore to generate these patches, and creating smooth transitions from the edges of disparate content is actually not simple either. Cutting out the pixels and blending them in is one part, but determining the appropriate sample window size to get sufficient data to perform the extrapolation is not easy. The basic paper that outlined the concepts of the previous generation is here. I assume that the newest, arbitrary method is now intellectual property of Adobe or the researchers that got hired by Adobe for it.
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Gookstorm wrote:Koreans hate Americans too much to ever fuck them, silly roundeyes.
obviously you never been to kunsan, osan, or seoul.
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I hear you, but the "result" we saw was in pretty low-res i.e. it could look shittier than your explanation seems to assume.
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metal5411 wrote:
Necrometer wrote:This is really cool, but technologically it's a straightforward idea. So I do not submit a shockeyface.
A bionic arm is pretty technologically straightforward but I'd still think it was awesome as fuck to see one.
In England, they've already done a successful double-arm transplant:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... limbs.html
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Nice.

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