How frequently do you wash your bed sheets?

[Vanessa America]

Sweaty makes the bed.
We change the sheets 2-3 times a month.
Wash? We do drop off service, we can't be bothered with washing our own clothes.

[zzzzzzzz]

I washed mine yesterday or a day ago but I haven't even put them back on yet, I've been feeling down/not having a good time so my bed stays in a state of don't give a fuck, I need a fucking shower

[krudmonk]

Wash? We do drop off service, we can't be bothered with washing our own clothes.

THE CITY LIFE

[Necrometer]

I would shower.

AH HA!!!!!!!!

This is in no way a victory!

[Wehttam]

Every week.

[The Torsion]

Four pages? Really?

[Broken Into Pieces]

My mattress has a wooden frame built in, so its weight plus the layout of my furniture makes putting the cover back on a total pain in the ass. So, that one gets washed once every couple of months, I guess. Or if I have a major food spillage.

The only time I make my bed is in preparation for SO coming over. Mid-distance relationship combined with our respective working hours means this rarely happens on weekdays, usually it's one day each weekend. Bed being made saves mattress cover from getting soiled. Duvet/sheet are washed once or twice a month, more if humpage dictates.

Pillow covers are washed if I start noticing smell or discoloration - maybe once every month or two.

I live in a retardedly small one-room apartment with very limited storage space, so I only have one set of bed sheets/covers. Pillow cases get washed in the morning and left to dry during the day; mattress cover and sheets get washed separately, if the mattress cover is going through the laundry then I sleep on top of the sheet that night.

This post is way too long for the topic.

[Comrade Slinky]

Four pages? Really?

It's a step up from those god damn food/cooking/vegan eats threads.

[Erik13]

Sweaty makes the bed.
We change the sheets 2-3 times a month.
Wash? We do drop off service, we can't be bothered with washing our own clothes.

That's pretty expensive.

[Introvert]

Sweaty makes the bed.
We change the sheets 2-3 times a month.
Wash? We do drop off service, we can't be bothered with washing our own clothes.

That's pretty expensive.

Go do an hour worth of yardwork for nana. You could afford laundry service for a few months!

[Erik13]

I just might this weekend!

[delmuerte]

I am in instant fan of laundry drop off...and even moreso laundry pickup. Holy fucking shit. I had no idea such a thing existed.

Seriously. I will pay $50 to get my shitty fucking black shirts with cracked white logos and jizz-stained bedsheets worked out by any Mexican.

[Introvert]

Underwear, socks, sheets and towels I would consider a laundry service but no fucking way is anyone else touching my shirts.

Although having a full basement with a washer and dryer as well as plenty of open space to hang dry stuff, it would seem silly to pay someone else to do any of it.

[Bored, Esq.]

Twice a week. Bunch of fucking degenerates in here.

If I could wash them every single day and not feel like an OCD freak I would.

Wait...

[hipster holocaust]

twice a year

exactly.

what a bunch of faggot nancy boys

nah maybe like once every two months, or every few weeks if i'm getting especially busy...i dont give a fuck who the hell am i trying to impress, you guys?

[hipster holocaust]

Sweaty makes the bed.
We change the sheets 2-3 times a month.
Wash? We do drop off service, we can't be bothered with washing our own clothes.

[Steeb]

every sunday. bed is made every day and cats sleep at the end of the bed sometimes.

[crunchermcnut]

At least every 2 weeks.

[Erik13]

Although having a full basement with a washer and dryer as well as plenty of open space to hang dry stuff, it would seem silly to pay someone else to do any of it.

Where does Amelia sleep?

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

How much semen do you think you wash away with every load of laundry?

[Introvert]

Although having a full basement with a washer and dryer as well as plenty of open space to hang dry stuff, it would seem silly to pay someone else to do any of it.

Where does Amelia sleep?

In her bedroom.