How frequently do you wash your bed sheets?

Teufel · Post by **Teufel** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:27 pm

Typically every 5 days, including comforter, in hot water. I'm allergic to dust mites, so it's either wash and change sheets regularly or wander around with clogged sinuses and runny nose all the time.

doubleblumpkin · Post by **doubleblumpkin** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:41 pm

Hell-haine wrote:I'm a bed maniac

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:42 pm

Frickin' Slayer wrote:never!

I fucking knew it!

Ghost Dad · Post by **Ghost Dad** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:43 pm

Every two weeks, or as intercourse dictates.

krudmonk · Post by **krudmonk** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:50 pm

Probably once a month because it's a pain to put the bed sheet back on.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:51 pm

I'm a little concerned that BBLisa hasn't weighed in to tell us what is the environmentally-sound frequency of bathing or sheet-changing...

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:52 pm

Oooh! Here's another one - you buy a new pillow... how long until you replace it due to overall dinginess?

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:54 pm

Until it smells. Pillow cases are washed with as much frequency as the sheets though.

Ghost Dad · Post by **Ghost Dad** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:56 pm

Necrometer wrote:Oooh! Here's another one - you buy a new pillow... how long until you replace it due to overall dinginess?

Wuh...? If you change the jacket and pillow case, it doesn't get dingy

So: one a lifetime.

Lyfe.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:56 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:Until it smells. Pillow cases are washed with as much frequency as the sheets though.

HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE

FUCK

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:58 pm

Fuck I don't know. Varies with usage, sweatage and humpage.

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:11 pm

Bed is usually made everyday.

Bedding is changed usually every week.

IwishIwasalittlegirl · Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:04 pm

I don't use bed sheets, per say. My wife and I sleep on top of the bed sheets with independent blankets/sheets. It's much less inhibiting and let's you kind of shift around a lot more without disturbing the other person by playing tug-of-war with the sheets. Only sleeping on top of the bed sheets is real. And I wash those + pillow cases once a week.

From Blintzes to Crepes · Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:15 pm

I sweat a lot when I sleep so my sweaty and I change the sheets every 4-7 days. And they get washed when I do the weekly laundry.

hana maru · Post by **hana maru** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:56 pm

IwishIwasalittlegirl wrote:I don't use bed sheets, per say. My wife and I sleep on top of the bed sheets with independent blankets/sheets. It's much less inhibiting and let's you kind of shift around a lot more without disturbing the other person by playing tug-of-war with the sheets.

i do this too...but uh...with "guests". sorry, i don't share the covers...

HandsomeHank · Post by **HandsomeHank** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:51 am

Not enough, blood on my sheets right now.

takeasneededforpain · Post by **takeasneededforpain** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:35 am

Probably on average, once a week, sometimes two. Depends on if there have been some "guest vaginas" sliming them, or sweatiness.

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:14 am

I'm amazed at the huge range...

hana made a good point though: WASH or CHANGE?

do you multi-monther not change your sheets but a few times a year? or you have so many sets, that each one only requires washing but a few times a year?

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:19 am

The way to do it is: have multiple pairs, change whenever you want, then wash the dirty ones as they come off. Easy.

Pisscubes wrote:
Necrometer wrote:maybe once a season if they're lucky...
You go through your whole day collecting dirt and dried sweat, slip into your sheets at night with no shower and then don't change your sheets more than 4 times a year?

Jesus, Ross.

Ever consider that not all of us are genetically-predestined greaseballs? I didn't want to say it, but you forced my hand...

Green Chamber · Post by **Green Chamber** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:24 am

this thread should just be retitled "Cum: Sock or girl?"

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:27 am

is this the first "having an SO elitism" post from you, man? I'm getting all emotional...

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:30 am

When did I call anyone a pussy? Also I sweat every morning as I bike to work... it's not far, but I think I climb around 500 feet during my 2.5 miles in...

/edit for accuracy

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:34 am

You're welcome to have a sniff any time. Remember that I don't wear deodorant or antiperspirant...

It's not like I can't smell myself - I smell sometimes, but then I bathe.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:36 am

I would shower. But that pretty much never happens without some acute reason. If I'm drenched in sweat after a workout or something of course I'll shower, but that applies any time of day.

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:37 am

Green Chamber wrote:this thread should just be retitled "Cum: Sock or girl?"

What's the cut off for girl? 1 month change cycle?

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