Streven Adler wrote:he specifically stated "all female", but then it was probably pretty hard to comprehend all the details with the distracting sounds of your pussy queefing in a feminist rage in your boyshorts.
dudes in bands with broads become woman by default. let's not lie to ourselves, here...
Streven Adler wrote:he specifically stated "all female", but then it was probably pretty hard to comprehend all the details with the distracting sounds of your pussy queefing in a feminist rage in your boyshorts.
dudes in bands with broads become woman by default. let's not lie to ourselves, here...
I didn't even mean it as an insult to female musicians, I'm just dissapointed that most women in metal bands (drummers especially) can never hold themselves up to the technical standards of their peers. I've said it before, but Gorod's female ex-drummer was a perfect example: she dumbed down the band. Then they got a guy that flew on the kit, and they instantly became better.
Someone post a vid of some tech metal band a while ago who had an awesome gal on bass, but events like that are few and far between.
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
I'm going to say that women often care far less about musical masturbation than men do. they are not wired to see everything as a "my dick is bigger than yours!" contest. sometimes people do things just to have fun, pass the time, console others, whatever. even if it's bad it's good somehow. my theory is that due to an excess of capacity for empathy and visible emotion, many women are not drawn toward the excessively involved lifestyle of a chronic musicaholic -- ok, yeah. so? is there some sort of competition i didnt know about? i guess i just don't see the problem with having more ideas and soul than technical bonerosity...
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: i guess i just don't see the problem with having more ideas and soul than technical bonerosity...
Ah, now you're discounting female classical and jazz musicians...fooooorrrrr shaaaaame.
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
bullshit, i've banged many sluts that ruled at their instruments. myth debunk'd.
Myth is most certainly not debunked. You didn't fuck them until after they good at their instruments.
look, obviously you have some hardon for some slut that dumped you for a third rate musician, probably in a Led Zep tribute band or something equally embarrassing. I'M SORRY. anyway, if a guy mentions he's in a band or plays anything as a means to impress or as anything more than a bashful admission to being a FUCKING HOPELESS NERD FOREVER AND EVER, i will roll my eyes and bail.
Erik13 wrote:Kind of a low turnout- about 100 people in a 1000 person venue.
hahahaha. I hope you enjoyed the show Rcciekekklrp, it's the last time you will ever see that band.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i guess i just don't see the problem with having more ideas and soul than technical bonerosity...
Yeah, being technically unsound is the exact same thing as having soul in your playing. Nailed it.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
