food metal

[Geeheeb]

My friend is making a menu for a restaurant, and he is naming all the vegan stuff after metal songs, and all the omnivore stuff after old punk songs.

So far he is doing a vegan corned beef sammy called "Corned Beef Jigsore Quandary", and a tempeh breakfast burrito called "In Burrito There Is No Law". The ruben-veggie dog is tentatively titled "For Whom The Dog Tolls", but that probably won't stick.

Any suggestions I can forward his way?

[Geeheeb]

I think there is a vegan appetizer sampler called "World Eater" too.

[the awesome Assassin]

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/comme ... nt_/#38030

[soiled depends]

Is it too late for him to change his mind about the whole band food thing?

[Vagectomy]

[necrothrash]

Hope this is trollin', because so far these names are terrible....

[Geeheeb]

He should have a huge heart attack special with tons of different cold cuts called the "Lights Out".

Pimento loaf sandwich? "Today Your Loaf, Tomorrow the World".

Beer boiled hotdogs-- "Drink, Frank and Fight".

"I Love Liverwurst in the City"

Sandwich with two kinds of ham "Ham Against Ham".

Keeping with the Bad Brains theme "P.M.A. B.L.T." of Minor Threat's "Look Bacon and Laugh".

Haha, these are great.

[Geeheeb]

don't let necrothrash get you down, electronicham.

[Vagectomy]

Just use Bolt Thrower song titles. The rest are weak.

[soiled depends]

If this guy could just delete everything and let Pisscubes work the menu, the restaurant would rule...

[necrothrash]

I'm not trying to be a wet blanket guys, but the Vegan/Metal thing isn't working for me. I have a meat avatar for chrissakes....

I don't know, maybe someone pee'd a little in my coffee this morning.

[necrothrash]

If this guy could just delete everything and let Pisscubes work the menu, the restaurant would rule...

[metal5411]

Hotdogs = At the Heart of Weiners
Serve beer for the table in growlers = Growler in the Yard
French Fries = My Dying Fries

[the awesome Assassin]

Eggs, Home Fries, Toast...

[soiled depends]

Breakfast Special

[jakebonz]

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[zzzzzzzz]

here's a Ween themed one "Fries On My Dick"

[milkmandan]

Ham sandwich = Ham is the bastard

[neckbeard]

haha. A while ago I posted on the local cafe's twitbook, Change all the menu items to things like His Gyro Is Gone.

[neckbeard]

Don't turn his Crushed _ on me

[Green Chamber]

My friend is making a menu for a restaurant, and he is naming all the vegan stuff after metal songs, and all the omnivore stuff after old punk songs.

So far he is doing a vegan corned beef sammy called "Corned Beef Jigsore Quandary", and a tempeh breakfast burrito called "In Burrito There Is No Law". The ruben-veggie dog is tentatively titled "For Whom The Dog Tolls", but that probably won't stick.

Any suggestions I can forward his way?

Is this a restaurant with an emphasis on vegan food or something? What kind of stuff would likely be on the menu?

[Natas]

this is a terrible, unfunny idea...

[neckbeard]

it rules, crag

[triple clutcher v2.5b]

Blessed Black Bean Burrito
(Veggie) Dog of Emptiness

also, the name of the restaurant should be Conceived Through An Act Of Vegans.

[zzzzzzzz]

didn't some burger place in Chicago already do this, they got a Layer of The Minotaur or something like that?