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You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:09 pm
by Green Chamber
Japanese Dracula. Not a Japanese man who is a vampire. The Japanese conception of Dracula. I really and truly believe in in Japanese Dracula.

Do you know what I feel when I see the primary fresco of the Sistine Chapel? Do you know what I see when I close my eyes during the fourth movement of Beethoven's ninth symphony?

When I committed 100% to my search for the truth, do you whose hands I found guiding and shaping my destiny? The being who is conceptually indistinguishable from faith, power, god, truth, realization, absolution or glory?

Japanese Dracula.

This isn't a joke thread. I'm not trying to make anyone giggle, or get a rise out of anyone. I'm completely fucking insane.

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:12 pm
by the awesome Assassin
You use to be fun to read... Now a bore...

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:12 pm
by Green Chamber
Image

Glory

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:13 pm
by Turd Murder
FA
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
GGOT RETARD

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:24 pm
by soiled depends
:immediateresponsetothurberpost:

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:37 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Green Chamber wrote:Image

Glory
Probably the best one. I need to get it again.

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:40 pm
by Friendly Goatus
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute."

"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."

"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!"

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!"

Re: You know what my higher power is?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:14 pm
by Honky Kong 64
I definitely knew it was Japanese, though I would've replaced 'Dracula' with 'tentacle porn'.