Fuck It, I'm Deeming This Worth Its Own Thread
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That made me miss Codec for some reason.
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I didn't get past the Stiller preview...
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It's funny you mention this because I was in the grocery store last night and def. noticed how many "meals for one" they have in the frozen section now, esp. "pizzas for one." It's incredibly depressing, esp. when I see women buying that stuff...watching sad single women in their thirties shop for groceries makes me want to hang myself.
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The Kashi bit at the end really drove the funny home.
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I prefer this one.
http://www.theonion.com/video/report-mo ... tti,14386/
http://www.theonion.com/video/report-mo ... tti,14386/
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codec, never forget
This was originally on the Onion but it's not on their site anymore for reasons I can't fathom
http://ifaq.wap.org/society/voweldeployment.html
http://www.theonion.com/video/zombie-re ... gop,14385/
This was originally on the Onion but it's not on their site anymore for reasons I can't fathom
http://ifaq.wap.org/society/voweldeployment.html
But this is probably the best political commentary I've seen from there for a while. I approveClinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
http://www.theonion.com/video/zombie-re ... gop,14385/
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The news ticker at the bottom rules!!!
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this board needs a news ticker....Geeheeb wrote:The news ticker
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board could also use a tickler.
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Looks like this is the best I can muster at 2:00pm, stone sober:
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I'd settle for some kind of phpBB plug-in that randomly electrocuted people or blew their computer up...
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