I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
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I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
Took about 25 minutes but I got the job down... I'm sick of buying garbage bags and recycling... Everything is going down the disposal.
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
posting to keep this thread a-rollin'
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
A whole small LIVE chicken, right?
Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
WOULD THAT BE YOUR IMAGINATION DOOR MY GOOD MANPisscubes wrote:Pro-Tip: I started putting it in front of my door before bed and that way I don't forget it when I leave in the morning.riley-o wrote:oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
i wouldn't remember to put it in front of my door ! i always think "i have to do just this one thing, then i do that !" but then forget the that while i'm doing this. hell i remembered two minutes before leaving to take the garbage out. "oh i'll just put my shoes on here, then the garbage is coming with me ! la dee da dee, just tying my shoes in the morning, on the way to work, tuma tum tum tee... i should listen to that new chasm album on the way to work, it's a real mood-setter... say, i sure hope the deli has some chicken salads today... welp, time to go to work !"Pisscubes wrote:Pro-Tip: I started putting it in front of my door before bed and that way I don't forget it when I leave in the morning.riley-o wrote:oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
maybe just move the trashcan next to the door then
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
i did ! unfortunately he was always flirting with my imagination girl so i had to fire him... i keep picturing his cadillac driving around my brain lately though... i hope i'm not planning to get pretend cheated on....Molester Stallone wrote:Hire an imaginary butler!!!
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
It has nothing to do with remembering to put the garbage out... I'm just not doing it anymore when I can stuff everything down the sink...
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
Don't get your fingers caught in there.
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
I have a poking stick...
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
That's not meant for garburators and you know it.
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
Take a hike hippy...Black Jacques wrote:That's not meant for garburators and you know it.
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
why dont you just do everyone a favor and stuff yourself down the garbage disposal.
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Re: I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...
The garbage disposal at my house works, but the line under the sink (like in the wall, not the one directly under the sink) is clogged. Maybe I should shove a chicken down there to unclog it?
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