Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?

[Green Chamber]

Sorry for stepping in. You guys seem to have a good grasp on things here.

hahahah

[Bored, Esq.]

I still haven't seen the URL scrawled on a bar bathroom (BIG HAIRY PUSSY) wall or mirror, but if I do I will give a nod or a wink and go back to drinking rotgut, knowing that I'm passing through brother territory. I've always lived in the outer reaches, though. One has to consider demographics/possible exposure. Maybe if I horizontally toured PA again or NY or Rochester or...LA I would see such things. The URL plastered in (sports) bars here would only bring undesirables. I still haven't found a good dive in Raleigh. AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING.

[Hypnagogia]

1. Spend $1300
2. Get 54 airings, viewed by 1.3 million people, and ~1000 clicks to the URL.
3. ???
4. Profit???

[Green Chamber]

maybe we should try VIRAL MARKETING instead eh

[HeyWard]

For your consideration,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I wonder if Dimfucc promises her a mansion once his next social security check comes in the mail?

[Green Chamber]

If it is agreed upon that the commercial is GLEN BENTON yelling ambulance chasing lawyer style about shredding and porn in front of a blue screen displaying stock footage of fawning young girls in line for Twilight events I will participate in the making of.

[Green Chamber]

Reeelapse Gentleman's Social Club

* ARE YOU BORED??? OF NOTHIN TO DO??
* WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO LATE NITE ENTERTAINED,MENT???
* WHOS WRAERIN A THONG RITE NOW
* if i was like thist micheal jackson gui now i'd have a giant palace with weird giant frogs and those tiny climbing ones like 289829892982892 in giant palace rooms climbing all dai know and throw young children into crocodile pit all dai long in name ov old king Ball know!?!

GO TO WWW.REEELAPSE.COM TO GET YOUR FREE CONSULTATION TONIGHT

[Friendly Goatus]

End the commercial with a 3 second still of that picture where Robert's mouth is bleeding.

[SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!]

you could try giving out coupons. its worth a shot

[monsterod]

If you guys actually make this happen. I could Probably provide the legal documents needed to get it to air.

Are you a paralegal or something? What really needs to happen legally? Consent forms?

[doubleblumpkin]

I'm in for the small $20 package. I think the Battle Tweeter idea is genius, or have it just flash all the failed icons really fast. Maybe have footage of children playing in a park and then flash a bigdog at the end.

[monsterod]

If you guys actually make this happen. I could Probably provide the legal documents needed to get it to air.

Are you a paralegal or something? What really needs to happen legally? Consent forms?

A big part of my Job is Releases. Any Image, Sound or anything else you can imagine in a commercial needs to be released. Fonts, Locations. etc... Its not a joke. it comes down tot he fact that If say you put a picture of me Up in the commercial, out front of my own house, You would need signed written consent of both Me and my Landlord who owns the property in case either of us saw it there on tv and sued you into oblivion, which we could. Or say someone elses house is in the picture and you dont blur their Address number. BAM. Perhaps you wanted to use a font that you dont legally own or isnt free domain.

Every episode of every TV show shot in a public place has Binder upon binder of Legal releases that go in a vault never to be seen unless a lawsuit happens. But you need to have it locked down, especially on a major network.

I know I'm being a bit off the deep end here, but trust me. Better safe than sorry.


And yes my job can be miserable when i database footage shot in a public place. Really, you have no idea. And yes, We try to track those strangers down for consent after the fact. Even the old "wel it was a public gathering of the juggalos public place" does not hold up most of the time.

That doesn't sound all that boring to me at all. I knew the "image and likeness" thing, but I didn't realize someone's house was part of the deal too.