Neckbeard, does your wife know you have an admirer?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

if not you should tell her, i bet it will be flatterings. chicks love it when their men are desirable to other broads.

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i'm thinking i was pretty drunk when i posted this. i think it was supposed to be less creepy than it reads now. it's not like i was staring at pictures of him with his cat and i definitely didn't nod out sitting up with my hand in my pants...

[HeyWard]

Mrs. LaDuke is a saint!

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She must be. She's a very lucky woman. I hope they rub each other's legs when they get sore.

[neckbeard]

I'll try to leave this thread up on her computer.

[fallbacktostone]

hey neckbearrd

[fallbacktostone]

i have close friends a lot like neckbeard

i tangentially agree with their politics and point of reference but i want to have other things to relate to than latin american history and food politcs

[neckbeard]

wanna go surfin'?

[Bored, Esq.]

I saw Amelia's nudes up on one of those "post pix of your ex-girlfriend" sites a few days ago. Not a good thing. I can only assume one of you sick fuckers did that.

[Necrometer]

link!

[Bored, Esq.]

link!

I don't have it. You've seen the pics anyway.

I suppose Amelia is now a part of that great anonymous de-pantsing known as the WWW. More flesh for the machine.

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hahah, i doubt it's actually me unless my first boyfriend did it. i don't think he would have, but who knows? i posted his wiener on the coalesce board once, so i would understand if he did.

so whaaat? i've got an ugly body, if you have a uniform idea of how a woman is supposed to look. it's ok, somebody out there will accept me for who i am.

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oh you mean booby pics. those aren't nudes, i'm just not wearing a shirt. i probably had socks on or something.

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if someone can get neckbeard to pose topless with his cat, i'll pose topless with mine...again...

[fallbacktostone]

you just amelia'd your own fucking thread about neckbeard you fucking

[riley-o]

it's ok, somebody out there will accept me for who i am.

briefly, until he orgasms

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i know, i went to go delete the last post, but then saw that wasn't an option. i assure you that i am sufficiently ashamed and wish to get things back on track here.

neckbeard...if your wife has cold hands, do you let her put them in your armpits or between your bare thighs despite the shock to your skin being initially unpleasant...because you wish to share your warmth with her even if it's a slight a blow to your own comfort level?

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it's ok, somebody out there will accept me for who i am.

briefly, until he orgasms

i don't mean romantically/sexually, per se. wouldn't it be cool to have such tight bros that you can just say, roll in butt ass nekkid to band practice, or to work out at the gym? like so what if Marty has a cyst on his back and looking at it makes you a little queasy. sweat it out, champ. sweat it out.

[Friendly Goatus]

I will pay someone to fucking shoot amelia in the head.

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sometimes i find myself muttering "i'm going to kill you" aloud, like just randomly and for no reason at all, in the shower, while trying to play drums, while compulsively stuffing my face with kale. i always open my eyes really wide and act surprised about it, but really i'm pretty used to it. i can only assume this means you should give me money, which i will squander shortly before suiciding myself by the age of 35.

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thread Amelia'd, GAME OVER.