I Would Murder Amelia In Cold Blood
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did i say i was explaining it to them? no. i did not. there were other people in the bar, a somewhat punk bar, that were upset about photos being taken. i explained that they (the PBR people) had to take pictures to prove they were in a bar 'working' since all of the free beers were going on the company's tab. duh.
the one pretty lady from North Dakota (i think?) wanted me to be her buddy on the pbr bar hopping bus, and i stalled. probably for the best, i was already drinking vodka all night. i would have pissed the old pbr dudes (her superiors?) with frosted tips off anyway....
the one pretty lady from North Dakota (i think?) wanted me to be her buddy on the pbr bar hopping bus, and i stalled. probably for the best, i was already drinking vodka all night. i would have pissed the old pbr dudes (her superiors?) with frosted tips off anyway....
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This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"Double Anal wrote:women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.
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I did. I'm going to rape her boobs.death by snoo snoo wrote:Who said anything about rape?
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I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.
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To be fair...she's probably exactly what they're looking for.Friendly Goatus wrote:An unstable, frumpy looking woman who wears a skirt over her jeans thinks she can teach the PBR company a little something about business.
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A bunch of Jag girls were walking through the crowd handing out shots of Jag as a promo thing. We cornered them and angrily drank their product until they grew uncomfortable...Bored, Esq. wrote:I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.
I used to like this story, but now it makes me feel like an asshole....
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No, no...it's a good story and there's plenty more shit liquor where that came from.soiled depends wrote:A bunch of Jag girls were walking through the crowd handing out shots of Jag as a promo thing. We cornered them and angrily drank their product until they grew uncomfortable...Bored, Esq. wrote:I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.
I used to like this story, but now it makes me feel like an asshole....
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wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
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Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.Hypnagogia wrote:wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
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I always took it as a dehumanizing metaphor at its root, labeling the killer as something other than human.
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Mari_Mar wrote:I always took it as a dehumanizing metaphor at its root, labeling the killer as something other than human.
yeah, probably some combination of these.Bored, Esq. wrote:Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.Hypnagogia wrote:wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
I always assumed it was some retarded expression because the body/blood is cold by the time it's found.
...like people who say "i could care less".
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my ugly roomate heidi is tremendously afraid of getting raped. she is scared to leave the house and she calls us to walk out front and meet her at her car at night so she doesnt have to walk alone. she swears shes been raped before but she is full of shit. i cant even start on how many straight up lies she tells everyone in full belief in herself that she is telling the truth.The Torsion wrote:This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"Double Anal wrote:women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.
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i'm one of those ugly chicks that just lets rape happen and doesn't report it since it's usually been a friend or acquaintance, and usually i was drunk and didn't fight them off or say no forcefully enough. just go with it. i mean if someone random jumped out of a bush that would be a different story, but i'm not the kind of person generally targeted for the purpose of specific and anonymous raping. basically what i'm saying is drunk dudes (and even worse, the sober guy around all of the drunk chicks) can be pushy buttholes. i've performed my share of rape too, so i think balance has been restored. i feel an inner peace despite my rapehole's many excavations.
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I should've gone to see her a week or so ago at the dumb comedy club 5 minutes down the road. Oh well.The Torsion wrote:This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"Double Anal wrote:women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.
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Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...Bored, Esq. wrote:Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.Hypnagogia wrote:wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
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There are a lot of questions about the RBB folk that are better left unanswered. Seriously, I keep a spreadsheet of them with an angst rating next to each one, 1-10. This one merits like a...3?Necrometer wrote:Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...Bored, Esq. wrote:Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.Hypnagogia wrote:wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
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I do man...just with abstract things, not with words.Necrometer wrote:Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...Bored, Esq. wrote:Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.Hypnagogia wrote:wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?
Words are way too literal; I'm good with instruction, technical writing, etc, but when it comes to creating metaphors or word play/associations, I fucking suck.
I vaguely remember the fish-eye lens thread...I was probably drunk.
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30868
....11:35 PM; yup, almost certainly drunk.
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pro-tip: words are abstractions
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Mallard is simultaneously smart and dumb at the same time. I'm pretty sure he's autistic.