It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning

[soiled depends]

The old lady should have driven in this morning. More so, I shouldn't even BE at work...

[Lord Beguile]

Deja Vu

[soiled depends]

thursdays can be like that...

[John Jr.]

oh look, the shit factory is drunk again. how ORIGINAL.

[soiled depends]

I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......

With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!

[John Jr.]

I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......

With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!

i'm pretty sure no-one calls what you do "work".

[soiled depends]

more than $55 a week, mr. credibility...

[John Jr.]

more than $55 a week, mr. credibility...

strippers get paid in hundreds to thousands per night. i wouldn't call doing cocaine and spinning on a pole "work".

[soiled depends]

No one ever reads the autobiography written by the burrito guy...it's a life of shit that interests no one....

[Vagectomy]

Soiled fatass Depends is as much an attention seeker as Amelia. What a fucking fat loser.

[Vagectomy]

I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......

With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!

i'm pretty sure no-one calls what you do "work".

Soiled fatass Depends makes minimum wage at a fucking food bank. Thread over.

[BUNGVOX]

when you say 'off my tits' were you sleeping on your stomach and then you got up off your tits?

im just curious.

[soiled depends]

when you say 'off my tits' were you sleeping on your stomach and then you got up off your tits?

im just curious.

it's something that Dr. Bloor said once instead of saying that he was drunk. He's the guru here...

[BUNGVOX]

just checkin to see if everything is okay up there in canada for ya.

[soiled depends]

4 day weekend man, things are lookin' pretty good on my end!

[monsterod]

Post your cup size, Mike.

[la caca eres tu]

Post your cup size, Mike.

[Hypnagogia]

Post your cup size, Mike.

[BUNGVOX]

4 day weekend man, things are lookin' pretty good on my end!

nice. ive been on a bit of a break myself.

[Bored, Esq.]

Mike, when this kind of stuff happens to you how much do you drink the night before? Or is it that you spend the entire night drinking?

[soiled depends]

Mike, when this kind of stuff happens to you how much do you drink the night before? Or is it that you spend the entire night drinking?

They sell these fifteeen packs, see...very convenient for a band practice...unless I feel like a few drinks with pals at the local watering hole beforehand...then another ten beers can be good...it really depends...

[Bored, Esq.]

10 real beers or 10 shitty domestics?

Going into work with a terrible hangover/still drunk is the worst thing in the world...if it happens to me I just start drinking again. Make a giant jug of vodka punch and sip on it all day long...then curse yourself and promise never to drink again when you get home, rinse, repeat...

[soiled depends]

I would rather not drink than subject myself to lame domestics...

Is Alexander Keiths considred a domestic in Canada? Maybe it is...maybe it is not...

Anyhow, a good fifteen beers ensures a harsh crash at about 2pm the next day after being in very positive spirits all morning long...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

spinning on a pole "work".

you're kidding, eh? just like carrying food, drink, and dignity to a table full of ungrateful bastards with their even more ungrateful screaming children while your boss yells at you from the kitchen to take care of the other 5 tables RIGHT NOW and for a whopping $5 tip isn't work? i'm sorry, no matter how worthless her soul is she is probably still kind of working hard. dissociation is a skill in and of itself.


/foghat

[Vagectomy]

Oh poor Amelia. BOO HOO!