Fuck. GODDAMNIT!!!!! I hate people.

[Assplay!!!]

So both of my bikes were stolen off of my locked back porch last night.
Same back porch I got mugged on a couple months ago.

FUCK.

I'm gonna miss her. Sweetest ride I ever had....

[soiled depends]

It's a sign that you shouldn't have "forgotten" about the Defeatist show a couple months back...

[Assplay!!!]

True that.
I actually did forget. I would just tell you if I didn't feel like going.

[Vagectomy]

Bike rides great! Rode it to work this morning! Cheers!

[ungodlywarlock]

You got mugged on your own back porch? Fuck man, time to move!
Or set up turrets.

Sorry to hear about your bike.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

My buddy Chad just got on the CPD's robbery and burglary division. Do you want me to get him on top of this most heinous of crimes?

[soiled depends]

My buddy Chad just got on the CPD's robbery and burglary division.

Sadclad knows very important people in high places.

Maybe Chad can sniff up some leads into what happened to the fabric that rests under Briton's ass on the couch cushion...

[Vagectomy]

....and Soiled fatass Depends displays his obsession once again.

[RHT]

So both of my bikes were stolen off of my locked back porch last night.
Same back porch I got mugged on a couple months ago.

[milkmandan]

So both of my bikes were stolen off of my locked back porch last night.
Same back porch I got mugged on a couple months ago.

My ancestors stole your people's land

[RHT]

Really? How did they do that?

[milkmandan]

Really? How did they do that?

white people magic

[RHT]

So you don't know how it was taken then, right?

[Hypnagogia]

You got mugged on your own back porch? Fuck man, time to move!
Or set up turrets.

they'd just steal those too...and probably then attach em to his bike...

[Black Jacques]

So you don't know how it was taken then, right?

I think they took it while your ancestors were laying on the highway.

[Vanessa America]

Dude that's terrible. Pretty bike.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I had a bike stolen right out of my hallway once. It really sucks, and you should lock up bikes if they are anywhere even remotely visible.

[TheDrunkTankJudge]

Is this the same apartment you lived in back in 2006???

[Hell-haine]

My bike was stolen from my front porch 2 weeks ago. I sympathize.
I hope whoever rides it get hit by a truck.

[Black Jacques]

I hope whoever rides it get hit by a truck.

Hopefully while on foot.

[TheDrunkTankJudge]

My bike was stolen from my front porch 2 weeks ago. I sympathize.
I hope whoever rides it get hit by a truck.

Maybe people who leave their bikes on a porch deserve to have them stolen. Okay maybe not, but damn, bring your bikes inside, peoples...

[Hell-haine]

Lon, it was the bike that you sent me a ton of stickers for

[skin & bones]

bike stealers are the lowest of the low.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Blows, dude.

[TheDrunkTankJudge]

Lon, it was the bike that you sent me a ton of stickers for

It must have meant a lot to you.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

So much YOU LEFT IT ON THE FUCKING PORCH TO BE STOLEN!!!