we should change the law so we can fuck teens

Mari_Mar · Post by **Mari_Mar** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:38 pm

riley-o wrote:marissa i'm really going to need you to stop abusing italics

Can I at least keep abusing smilies???

iEd · Post by **iEd** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:38 pm

Riley...

F/K/A HAPF · Post by **F/K/A HAPF** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:49 pm

Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia

why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.

Necrophilic Mallard · Post by **Necrophilic Mallard** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:56 pm

F/K/A HAPF wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia
why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.

ah, I guess it's changed, but Virginia used to have an age of consent of 14.

F/K/A HAPF · Post by **F/K/A HAPF** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:59 pm

Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
F/K/A HAPF wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia
why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.
ah, I guess it's changed, but Virginia used to have an age of consent of 14.

that has been years ago. now we just "meet" girls in nc or states with AOCs of 16.

neckbeard · Post by **neckbeard** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:04 pm

did rhode island ever get 17 year old strippers?

Burpcore the GRIM · Post by **Burpcore the GRIM** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:35 pm

jakebonz wrote:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

From Blintzes to Crepes · Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:56 pm

Seriously. It's unfair that an inexperienced 15 year old gets to mash on some prime 16 year old box while I'm stuck nailing worn out 30 somethings. If the state deems her "road worthy" and her parents entrust her with an object capable of going high rates of speed, is dick really the worst thing for her? She can drive, she can fuck whomever she wants.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:26 pm

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Seriously. It's unfair that an inexperienced 15 year old gets to mash on some prime 16 year old box while I'm stuck nailing worn out 30 somethings. If the state deems her "road worthy" and her parents entrust her with an object capable of going high rates of speed, is dick really the worst thing for her? She can drive, she can fuck whomever she wants.

this makes perfect sense.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:45 pm

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Seriously. It's unfair that an inexperienced 15 year old gets to mash on some prime 16 year old box while I'm stuck nailing worn out 30 somethings.

I don't mind...

neckbeard · Post by **neckbeard** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:25 pm

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.

u wipped?

Green Chamber · Post by **Green Chamber** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:33 pm

Who can we get on the case? We need Peeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrry Maaaaaasoooooooon
Someone to put you in place
Caaalling Perrrrrry Maaaaaasooooooooon

NANOplague · Post by **NANOplague** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:26 pm

I always heard it was 14 in Delaware.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:50 pm

Gookstorm wrote:The impact upon 16, 17, and 18 year old boys would be devastating through the introduction of so many extra men into their long-held macking bracket. On the other hand, the productivity improvement in this traditionally economically un-productive demographic may counteract the other effects as men no longer fear going to jail for fucking teen poontang that's held to some arbitrary puritanical age limit of minor/adult sexual interaction that's among the highest in even the industrial world.

this is great

From Blintzes to Crepes · Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:40 am

neckbeard wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
u wipped?

Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.

Mr. Budd · Post by **Mr. Budd** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:50 am

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:
electronicham wrote:I loved jerking it then and I love jerking it now

Justin, you've never been laid before, have you?
actually I have, numerous times. but the girl ends up fucking me over in the end, usually.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to put YOUR penis in HER.

death by snoo snoo · Post by **death by snoo snoo** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:21 am

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:
neckbeard wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
u wipped?
Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.

lol yr gf lurks

Did you ever convince her to do more kegel exercises to repair her dilapidated cunt?

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:29 am

Hahaha oh man.

Dilapidated Cunt would be an awesome band name.

Pooeyegg · Post by **Pooeyegg** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:44 am

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:
neckbeard wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
u wipped?
Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.

Nobody admits to being pussy whipped, deal wid it.

From Blintzes to Crepes · Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:16 am

death by snoo snoo wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:
neckbeard wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
u wipped?
Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.
lol yr gf lurks

Did you ever convince her to do more kegel exercises to repair her dilapidated cunt?

Actually she doesn't lurk, nor does she have a dilapidated cunt, which is great. And Dilapidated Cunt is a really killer band name. Also, how can I be pussy whipped when I don't do a damn thing all day but sit home and watch tv while she's at work, makin' Daddy them dollaz?

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