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She's on her way over. She's kinda fat but who cares. This is gonna be the 3rd time. 3rd times the charm!

Later ya'll. Have a nice morning!
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Oh, hey Deez.
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Why is it gonna be a charm...
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Fields of Shit wrote:She's kinda fat but who cares.
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You didn't cum the first two times...
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the awesome Assassin wrote:You didn't cum the first two times...
He came.
She didn't cum.
She didn't want to do it again.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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Spicy mustard!

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My lay's back in Manitoba. :cry:
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Pics or it never happened.
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shouldn't you be back posting by now?
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metal5411 wrote:Oh, hey Deez.
oh hey what?
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This is like me last night. My fuck buddy was on her way over and my buddy called me as she was on her way and stayed on the phone until she came over. Kept telling me all these stupid positions to put her in "OK, you gotta put her left leg over here and then cross the right one there and then you get on the left side but aim this way". Yeah, I didn't do any of that shit. I fucked her how I pleased.
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Deez Nutz wrote:
metal5411 wrote:Oh, hey Deez.
oh hey what?
Pimpin aint eazy!
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Why are you saying that I am fat? YOU are the one fucking me!
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Hey guys, just got back from the fuck.

We fucked longer this time, and she came. I knew the 3rd time would be the best! Fuck the rest of the day is gonna rule. It always does after a good fuck.

Can't post pics cause she doesn't like her picture taken when we get nasty. She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

Ya'll enjoy the rest of your day. I'm out.
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Fields of Shit wrote: I knew the 3rd time would be the best!
What, you only did it once? My first time, also involved a second time. And my third, was also my fourth and fifth.
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Hahaha! I rarely make threads. But, I'm totally doing this in two weeks!!! :tup:
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Heres something to get you in the mood.
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I know that's supposed to be a jab at me, but dude... You knew that existed, or at the very least, how to find it. :betternotstartanyshit:
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Fields of Shit wrote:Hey guys, just got back from the fuck.

We fucked longer this time, and she came. I knew the 3rd time would be the best! Fuck the rest of the day is gonna rule. It always does after a good fuck.

Can't post pics cause she doesn't like her picture taken when we get nasty. She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

Ya'll enjoy the rest of your day. I'm out.
So since this is the first time she came, does this mean today will be the only day of yours that has ever ruled?
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I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm
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doubleblumpkin wrote:I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm
You orgasm when you do that!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Fields of Shit wrote: She's big and Greek
did you forcefeed her some spanokopita while battering her clam?
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It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.
Hahahaha! :awesome:
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