Hahahaha!VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.
I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
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Mari_Mar
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
I have dropped four deuskers today. I guess really hoppy beer helps loosen stools.doubleblumpkin wrote:I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm
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I had a gal stay over last night. I thought she was going to break my plick off and take it to work with her. 
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Heres something to get you in the mood.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
fvkk
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
like others in this thread im sure... Im really more interested in what happened the first two times lol. Sounds like the "she came" part was the difference? How the hell do you know? Please describe the awkwardness of the first two experiences.
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I was. But, I changed my mind at the last second.Jesus H Dump wrote:I had a gal stay over last night. I thought she was going to break my plick off and take it to work with her.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
sounds like my exFields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.
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Fat and ugly?E.E 3.0 wrote:sounds like my exFields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.
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Why? Are you going to dress up like a little lamb?eh_d wrote:hey duder are you going to be here on may 12th?regressionissues wrote:Last night I fucked a sheep. AND I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down it's throat.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!
get that big greek bitch to whip you up some gyros before you pound on her acrapolis.E.E 3.0 wrote:sounds like my exFields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.
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oh man.VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Heres something to get you in the mood.
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regressionissues wrote:Last night I fucked a sheep. AND I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down it's throat.
Yeah, but did you suck an old mans cock?
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let's see the gunt...
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.