Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.

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Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
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i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
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metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song ever
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umm all prog rock ever created
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Green Chamber wrote:
metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song ever
The rap makes my face go :what: EVERY TIME, but other than that the song is aces.
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riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
That would make that someone an asshole.
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Dugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
All prog rock ever created is a terrible song by a band you love.
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blew my mind bro
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"I Think I'm Going Bald" by Rush sucks too.
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"Big Money" is pretty weak, too. But I still like it.

ATDI's "A Devil Among the Tailors". What a shit stain on an otherwise amazing album.
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riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
To be fair, it's still less annoying than "After Forever".

For content -- the B-52s' cover of "Downtown" (it's a terrible song no matter who covers it) and the last track on BBTS' "Soundtrack to the Personal Revolution" (the silly guitar thing).
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*cough*

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riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakes
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Mendicant wrote:
riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakes

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"stormsheild" by nasum

the only bad song they have

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Dugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
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Pooeyegg wrote:
that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.
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no ones said 'cherry orchard' yet?
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:
Pooeyegg wrote:
that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.
In other words there will be a picture of you wearing their shirt in front of a door in 3 to 4 months?
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that terrible noise song in the middle(end?) of the first Chicago
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metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
i like that this is the first post in the thread.

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'stranger to love' by black sabbath featuring tony iommi.

but other than that there will be no bad mouthing the sab on my watch.
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Flaming Lips - "It Overtakes Me" and "Haven't Got A Clue". both from Mystics, both the only bad songs they've done since their so-so 80s albums.

most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too. same for Jethro Tull after Stormwatch onward (basically everything after '79, used to like some of Roots to Branches but that album hasnt aged well at all).

as for Sacred Reich, "dont just be a metal dude, it's cool fool". are they fuckin kidding? worst lyrics ever (besides "Metallica's music makes me wanna rage, Sting's lyrics have a-somethin' to say." also from the same song).
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evildeadone wrote:most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too.
Fuck I 110% agree. That later Rush shit is just awful.

I'd like the take the time to also say that Rush is one of my all time favorite bands, and Neil Peart is hands down my favorite drummer ever.


As for Slayer...

Diabolus and God Hates Us All are two of the worst albums EVER MADE. Divine Intervention is okay at best. I actually really enjoyed Christ Illusion and World Painted Blood is really starting to grow on me. Sure, it's not old thrash your fucking face off Slayer, but it's still really well written music, and you can definitely tell Lombardo's influence in the band. (Favorite metal drummer)
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